J49: An Erotic Life

You act like that's a bad world to live in... haha

Haast_sl said:

Dude, he'll just give her mom $10. In J49 world, $10 solves everything. Need a beej? $10. Need heroine? $10. Need rehab? $10. Need to suppress witness testimony? $10.

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Except for the upcoming divorce.

Julian the Apostate_sl said:

Except for the upcoming divorce.

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$10 will solve that situation too, as that is all that Ms. J53 will leave him with in the divorce settlement.

He'll get a shitty apartment to pimp Capri out of, $10.

Johny! If you like it, put a ring on it ;p

Tearofsoul_sl said:

Johny! If you like it, put a ring on it ;p

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Fold a $10 bill into a ring?

first, me and capri are done....she went to cop the other day and left her journal, so i was looking thru it and saw some shit that i didn't like, she got back in the car, i was sweet as could be and coaxed her to let me see all 4 bags, once she gave them to me, i pulled over and told her to get the fuck out, i read her journal and she is a lying whore, well she went into panic and pleaded , cried and begged, she kept trying to suck my dick, after yelling, fighting, blah, blah blah, i again tried to drop her off with just 10 for a suboxone , eventually i gave in, and we went to the club, where she fucked my brains outs
meanwhile when we were in camden fighting she tossed her journal out the window and said what she writes in there means nothing,
so back to work, then out drinking with the bosses, and i was pretty tuned up, so i decided to go to camden to get her journal, on the way there, she called me and asked what i was up to, when i told her, she said don't bother, its not important, told her i would get it and return it to her, well i got to camden and found her journal , but on my way to see her , i pulled over and started reading in depth, at this point i really began to see how much she lies to me, how much she is still whoring...ugh i called her and blew it the fuck up

She left evidence? Good god.

One of these days he is just going to post. "Welp had to murder capri today. Put detergent in her heroine and choked her out with a rope when she passed out. I hope she floats down the river and out to sea unnoticed."


and then we will all be complicit in this.

Johnny49_sl said:

first, me and capri are done.... ...eventually i gave in, and we went to the club, where she fucked my brains outs... ...ugh i called her and blew it the fuck up

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Is this like one of those SAT exam questions where you have to guess the pattern? Ummm. Let me see. Next one is you giving in and fucking her again?

You should post pics of some of these journal pages.

C'mon man, a whore keeping a journal of all the dudes she bangs just so she can get high, if that isn't enough to make one kill them self I don't know what is.

Johnny49_sl said:

i again tried to drop her off with just10 for a suboxone

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LOL, told you guys everything is $10 in J49 world.

Sloshed_sl said:

You should post pics of some of these journal pages.

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Agreed. For science. I mean, Steven Levitt got accolades for analyzing the bookkeeping of a drug ring. You'll be advancing the field of social economics, J49.

You should show Capri your journal here in exchange.

Urban Dictionary: cop

She was either scoring some heroine or taking a shit.