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J49: An Erotic Life
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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You honestly go dumpster diving on a junkie hooker. You're more fucked than I thought.
I hope you kiss your wife and kids without washing up.
I hope you kiss your wife and kids without washing up.
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I think now we need to consider which network to pitch this to. On the one hand, I don't think it qualifies for anyone above the intellectual level of MTV, but on the other hand, it needs to allow swearing and nudity and simulated machine-gun orgasms, which doesn't leave us with many options. Does Cinemax still make original content?
I suppose if they put a tragic twist on things and really focused more on J's wife and kids and showed what they go through every day, pretending things are normal, and made us feel horrible for them, this could be a serious HBO drama, but I don't know that I want them to focus as much on that stuff, you know? Because I want this to be a fun fucked up show we can talk about at work, not a sad fucked up show that makes me contemplate all the (relatively, but nowhere near this) bad things I do to the people I love.
I suppose if they put a tragic twist on things and really focused more on J's wife and kids and showed what they go through every day, pretending things are normal, and made us feel horrible for them, this could be a serious HBO drama, but I don't know that I want them to focus as much on that stuff, you know? Because I want this to be a fun fucked up show we can talk about at work, not a sad fucked up show that makes me contemplate all the (relatively, but nowhere near this) bad things I do to the people I love.
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This could work on F/X.
Johnny can be played by Jackie Earle Haley.
His wife would be Paula Malcomson
Capri can be played by any random 23 year old ex disney bitch.
Dayton Callie could be the Wolf.
Johnny would be a total head case. It would show his dual life and the control he holds over these poor girls. The first episode would start with him picking up Capri the whore and making her sit in his lap. The middle would be showing him at home, with the wife and kids and ideal life and no one is wiser. A Few scenes of him having car sex and gaining control over capri. The end of the pilot is Johnny fucking Capri in front of strangers at a club.
A few episodes later Capri ODs, He fucks someone in his house with the kid in the hospital, he meets other whores. Very much there could be a "Monster of the Week" with whores...But he always comes back to Capri.
Season 1 ends with the Facebook message to his wife. The message Pops up, the audience sees is. A womans hand picks up the phone....Cut to black.
CLIFFHANGER FOR SEASON 2!!!!
Ooooh, t hey could also overlay his texts with Capri while he is in scenes with his family.
Like during a nice family dinner his wife is telling a story about her day, and text bubbles just pop up with shit like:
"Then wolf is to clean your butthole, and I will inspect it"
Johnny can be played by Jackie Earle Haley.
His wife would be Paula Malcomson
Capri can be played by any random 23 year old ex disney bitch.
Dayton Callie could be the Wolf.
Johnny would be a total head case. It would show his dual life and the control he holds over these poor girls. The first episode would start with him picking up Capri the whore and making her sit in his lap. The middle would be showing him at home, with the wife and kids and ideal life and no one is wiser. A Few scenes of him having car sex and gaining control over capri. The end of the pilot is Johnny fucking Capri in front of strangers at a club.
A few episodes later Capri ODs, He fucks someone in his house with the kid in the hospital, he meets other whores. Very much there could be a "Monster of the Week" with whores...But he always comes back to Capri.
Season 1 ends with the Facebook message to his wife. The message Pops up, the audience sees is. A womans hand picks up the phone....Cut to black.
CLIFFHANGER FOR SEASON 2!!!!
Ooooh, t hey could also overlay his texts with Capri while he is in scenes with his family.
Like during a nice family dinner his wife is telling a story about her day, and text bubbles just pop up with shit like:
"Then wolf is to clean your butthole, and I will inspect it"
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