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Oldbased

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Lots of scanner traffic tonight in my town for PD/SO responding to clown sightings. I wasn't aware walking down the road in daylight wearing a clown mask resulted in siren response. Halloween is going to be hell this year I can tell.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Its what happens when half of the population is functionally retarded.
 
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Zapatta

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how the fuck is wearing a mask over teh age of 16 a felony ?? are these the same states that have sodomy laws for going down on your wife?
 
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Big Phoenix

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I believe many of these laws are relics of the reconstruction era when butthurt confederates would put pillows on their heads and scare former slaves.
 
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Mist

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I believe many of these laws are relics of the reconstruction era when butthurt confederates would put pillows on their heads and scare former slaves.
Did they dress up like spooky ghosts?
 
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Oldbased

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16+ is a class b misdemeanor for most places in KY it appears, often in city limits only. Appears most of the laws were passed in late 70's/early 80s. Doesn't say why but Wiki speculates it was related to KKK outfits.
 
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This reminds me of the time I came out of a haunted house with my friends and some guy jumped out at us and got kicked in the balls.


In case your wondering it went down like this.

 
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Voyce

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Its what happens when half of the population is functionally retarded.
How to identify a candidate to be Purged.

A. People who walk around in clown attire.
B. People who watched and enjoyed the Purge movies.
 
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Voyce

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how the fuck is wearing a mask over teh age of 16 a felony ?? are these the same states that have sodomy laws for going down on your wife?
I would imagine said laws exist for this exact reason.
 
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Zapatta

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Wait, what? Oral sex is sodomy, or am I just doing oral sex wrong?

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Chukzombi

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are these people just reporting this nonsense as a troll or are dumbasses actually dressing up like clowns and chasing kids? cuz if thats the case we would be seeing some dead fucking clowns by now.
 
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