Killer clown sightings

Oldbased

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Lots of scanner traffic tonight in my town for PD/SO responding to clown sightings. I wasn't aware walking down the road in daylight wearing a clown mask resulted in siren response. Halloween is going to be hell this year I can tell.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Its what happens when half of the population is functionally retarded.
 
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how the fuck is wearing a mask over teh age of 16 a felony ?? are these the same states that have sodomy laws for going down on your wife?
 
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I believe many of these laws are relics of the reconstruction era when butthurt confederates would put pillows on their heads and scare former slaves.
 
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Big Phoenix said:
I believe many of these laws are relics of the reconstruction era when butthurt confederates would put pillows on their heads and scare former slaves.
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Did they dress up like spooky ghosts?
 
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Oldbased

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16+ is a class b misdemeanor for most places in KY it appears, often in city limits only. Appears most of the laws were passed in late 70's/early 80s. Doesn't say why but Wiki speculates it was related to KKK outfits.
 
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This reminds me of the time I came out of a haunted house with my friends and some guy jumped out at us and got kicked in the balls.


In case your wondering it went down like this.

 
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Big Phoenix said:
Its what happens when half of the population is functionally retarded.
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How to identify a candidate to be Purged.

A. People who walk around in clown attire.
B. People who watched and enjoyed the Purge movies.
 
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Zapatta said:
how the fuck is wearing a mask over teh age of 16 a felony ?? are these the same states that have sodomy laws for going down on your wife?
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I would imagine said laws exist for this exact reason.
 
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Wait, what? Oral sex is sodomy, or am I just doing oral sex wrong?
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Chukzombi

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are these people just reporting this nonsense as a troll or are dumbasses actually dressing up like clowns and chasing kids? cuz if thats the case we would be seeing some dead fucking clowns by now.
 
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