Wolfen's laptop odyssey:
I've gone through a bunch of laptops recently in the search for the perfect laptop for me. I think that I have finally found it, but it has taken a great deal of ass pain to get here. So, here is my journey:
First laptop: Samsung Chromebook - thought that I would just use a laptop for browsing the web while sitting on the couch. The Chromebook is okay for what it is, but in the end, it was way too limiting for my needs. If you can't do it in the browser, you can't do it at all, on a Chromebook. Still, for $249, it's not a bad deal, so long as you know what you are getting.
Second laptop: Asus 11" Win8 laptop with touchscreen. $445. Nice little machine, but 1366x768 is a shit resolution, even for a screen that small. Also, in my opinion, a touchscreen on a laptop is next to worthless.
Third laptop: 13" Macbook Pro Retina. The best screen on a laptop. Period. No competition. Downsides to this model is crappy UI lag due to the gpu not being able to push all those pixels around. The bottom of it gets very hot, and it's a tad heavy for its size when compared to others.
Fourth laptop: Dell XPS 14 Ultrabook. I tried this one because I got an amazing deal on the Dell Outlet. $435. It looks just like a non-Retina Macbook Pro. About the same weight, too. The screen, however, is about as bad as it gets. Really sucky. Then the sound stopped working. Then the tiny cache SSD stopped working. Even so, if this model had a better screen, it would be damn near perfect.
Fifth laptop: The one I'm keeping. It's the Asus Zenbook Prime 13.3" UX32VD. It has an awesome 1920x1080 IPS matte screen, which at this screen size, is about as close to a Retina screen as you can get. It also has a dedicated video card, which is an Nvidia GT620m. Not mega fast, but kicks the HD4000's ass. Processor is an i7. It's thin, light, and looks great. Backlit keyboard. Not everything is perfect out of the box, however, as it comes with a 5400rpm drive mated with a cache SSD to help speed it up. The good thing with this model, however, is that you can upgrade the ram and hard drive, so I'm doing both, including an SSD. Price: I saw it on Adorama for $1050. It's usually around $1150.
Edit: The Zenbook also comes with a nice sleeve case, usb to ethernet and usb to vga adapters, screen cloth, and cable ties.