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GaliemVaelant said:
Coffee for down days, weed for manic days. But I have no hookup and am not in a position to test positive, as I pull my life back together. Thus, on manic days everything comes out like a waterlogged cloth being wrung.

Sorry folks, I"ll slow down.
No reputable psychiatrist would recommend this regimen to a patient. Disregard the fact that a physician would probably lose his or her license for suggesting something like this. A physician would not prescribe a treatment to you without controlling the schedule and dose of a medication. How often are you supposed to smoke pot a day? How much? Quality of the product and additives will always vary. A physician would not prescribe an uncontrollable regimen.
 

Yutnopash_sl

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Damn it, stop trying to warn people away from these failures. This could turn into a perpetual motion machine of sadness and hilarity for FoH.
 

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Erronius said:
Most people, if they felt like clawing their eyes out after being around her,WOULDN"T HAVE SLEPT WITH HER OR STAYED IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER EITHER.
I agree 100%. Normal people don"t pity fuck someone who is disgusting. You pity fuck your hot friend because she just got cheated on by her bf. You don"t pity fuck the homeless lady because she"s, well, homeless. And you especially don"t pity relationship the homeless lady. And you certainly don"t pity impregnate the homeless lady.
 

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Ravvenn said:
I pointed this out before and as usual, she ignored it, as she does anytime someone calls her out on her lies and overall bullshit. It was made public (which she posted and acknowledged) she wasNOTsupposed to be having sex due to her high risk pregnancy in relation to her placental abruption.
Yeah it"s just so much stupidity to take in, and that"s if you believe the stories. So much of this sounds like utter bullshit, but who knows, maybe they really are this fucked up?

And as to the 9/25 deal, Galiem started this thread on 9/27, supposedly 2 days after she slept with him in the hospital, and said that he now knows that he is probably the father because someotherguy went to the OB/GYN with her. /boggle
GaliemVaelant said:
Okay, here"s the deal. Shelly is pregnant, and I"m sure now that the baby is mine. The other candidate went to her OB/GYN with her, and through a series of simple questions was eliminated as a potential father. This means that if she and I both somehow manage to do the right thing, she will be a part of my life in one form or another from here on out.
The whole thing sounds questionable. And even worse, the whole posting about her placenta on reddit was nearly 2 months before the supposed"I slept with Jeremy in the hospital on 9/25"(pic 3 below)

Also to any would-be E-detectives: archive yo shit if you"re going to dig up stuff and post it here, because you know God damn well that as soon as you post something here, either link or quote or whatever, people are going to go back in the usual"OMG how did they find that?"attempt to delete anything you"ve found and PUBLICLY linked to here. Some of the stuff posted here has already been scrubbed, and likely with no archival - so you know that as soon as someone sees it here, the clock often starts ticking. Sure, some of it might be archived, cached, or just plain be impossible to remove, but some of the more interesting tidbits have already been lost. I can"t and won"t be going after everything when something gets posted,PLEASEdo it yourself. Hell, attach screencaps of it here. I"ve been trying, with some difficulty, not to be leading the charge on digging up this kind of thing anymore, so please, if you do it, screenshots or it didn"t happen.

SHIT TYRONE GET IT TOGETHER

Peeps are getting outplayed by a midget with bad teeth and glasses that you can see Pluto through. Also, I just lost The Game.
 

Saladus_foh

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So who"s this guy here? Sorry for size, couldn"t get it any larger on that Vampire site..


Also, wanna know if you"re compatible with Shelly "Shaw"? Take her Hello Quizzy test, written by none other than the Shaw herself!

Test: Are you my type?

1.Are a straight white male?

Yes

No
2.Are you single?

Yes

No
3.Do you cheat?

Yes

No
4.Do you like children?

Yes

No
5.Do you lie?

Yes

No
6.Do you do any illegal drugs?

Yes

No
7.Do you like porn?

Yes

No
8.Are you abusive in any way?

Yes

No

I"m sorry, is this a dating compatibility evaluation, or a fucking police interrogation?
 

Saladus_foh

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Also off Hello Quizzy (what the fuck kind of site name is this anyway?)


The categories for each column in order-

-Takers in the last 24 hours
-Rank in the last 24 hours
-All-time takers
-All-time rank
-Quality in stars
-Created
-Edited
-Effort (made in how many mins)

So let"s break this down...

-0 takers in the last 24 hours
-Rank has gone down....down down downnn 1966 in the last 24 HOURS. No one else on that page comes close.
-Rated 1.04 out of (I assume) 4 stars.

HelloQuizzy.com: Me, Myself, and I and Compatibility: Female Author Testing Males Tests
 

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Dr. Aychamo: What exactly is"...my placenta separating"? Is that badly worded "I am not retard" for Placental Abruption, or is it more like separating an egg yolk from the egg white by having sex while pregnant?

I have a monstrous medical manual from the 1950s, maybe I should go check that.
 

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Well to be fair I can"t blame her, I mean who would have guessed that she would find love on a vampire personals page?
 

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Erronius said:
Dr. Aychamo: What exactly is"...my placenta separating"? Is that badly worded "I am not retard" for Placental Abruption, or is it more like separating an egg yolk from the egg white by having sex while pregnant?

I have a monstrous medical manual from the 1950s, maybe I should go check that.
OH. MY. GOD. Where did you find those pictures!?!?! Hahahahahahaha

Oh my god I feel so horrible now! I feel like we"re making fun of that guy with the dead face. Where he has a white dead face and his eyes are all out of place. Hahahahahaha

Yeah its placental abruption. I think being a young retard is a big risk factor for it.
 

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Erronius said:
Well to be fair I can"t blame her, I mean who would have guessed that she would find love on a vampire personals page?
I wonder if GV would have eaten the placenta if he had been there for the birth?
 

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aychamo_aycono said:
OH. MY. GOD. Where did you find those pictures!?!?! Hahahahahahaha
I"ll say this for Galiem, he was right when he told Shelley to not literally paste her shit EVERYWHERE POSSIBLE ON THE FUCKING INTERNETS. You literally can"t throw a rock without hitting 26 different shitty mcshit websites that she has accounts on. It"s fuckingUNREAL. She has so much personal information out there I can"t even post it all without feeling bad for her. She"s lucky I"m a nice guy.



aychamo_aycono said:
I wonder if GV would have eaten the placenta if he had been there for the birth?
Dude, I"ve got such terrible...livestock...stories.

Hey, now so does Galiem!
 

Saladus_foh

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Ok wait...waitwaitwaitDavid Harkey (David) on Myspace

I recognize this face from earlier, wasn"t he in that list of names that Shelly said she"s been with? Someone please look this up for me as I don"t feel like sifting through those pages. But here"s the thing... His name is David Harkey. Shelly"s last name is Harkey. So... someone look that post back up.
 

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Saladus said:
Ok wait...waitwaitwaitDavid Harkey (David) on Myspace

I recognize this face from earlier, wasn"t he in that list of names that Shelly said she"s been with? Someone please look this up for me as I don"t feel like sifting through those pages. But here"s the thing... His name is David Harkey. Shelly"s last name is Harkey. So... someone look that post back up.
YUP!
 

Saladus_foh

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Eh fuck no edit, nm me, is that just "ShellysHusbandDavid"? For a minute here I thought she was going cousin on cousin or some insestual shit