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It makes you wonder about these guys who claim to sleep with 9s and 10s. If you read GV"s description of Shelly, she comes across as a brilliant but misunderstood hidden beauty. In reality she"s a negative 100.Awanka said:
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I"m still stuck on the doll like description. I can"t seem to get past that. Every time I try to read further, I"m just called back to that craziness to try and figure it out. It"s actually started affecting me in rl--making me call into question if there is a "normal" perception of the universe.
Anyone ever see that episode of Star Trek, where they try to give the Borg an image problem that can"t be solved, but they know the Borg would try to solve it anyway and they would focus on it so much that it would fuck them up?
Yeah, that"s what this is doing to me. How the fuck is this doll like? Look at that jaw, it looks like a cross between Bald Bull and the Don Flamenco from Mike Tyson"s punch out. I don"t understand how so many normal guys are actively trying to fuck this--But it REALLY hurts to think that she could be described as doll like.
And initially I just thought I could chalk it up to Galiem being fucking crazy. But then looking through her boyfriends and the guys FIGHTING over her (Actually competing to be with her through all the drama), I realize that they are almost all normal looking men. They shouldn"t have many problems scoring a fairly good looking women. But instead, they are fighting over her. Which leads me to believe that they ACTUALLY think like Galiem does.
I don"t know guys. I"m scared.
Also...Why does she always look so smug in every picture she takes. Has anyone noticed that? It"s like she think she knows something that the rest of us don"t and she is secretly gloating to herself about how awesome she is.
Anyone ever see that episode of Star Trek, where they try to give the Borg an image problem that can"t be solved, but they know the Borg would try to solve it anyway and they would focus on it so much that it would fuck them up?
Yeah, that"s what this is doing to me. How the fuck is this doll like? Look at that jaw, it looks like a cross between Bald Bull and the Don Flamenco from Mike Tyson"s punch out. I don"t understand how so many normal guys are actively trying to fuck this--But it REALLY hurts to think that she could be described as doll like.
And initially I just thought I could chalk it up to Galiem being fucking crazy. But then looking through her boyfriends and the guys FIGHTING over her (Actually competing to be with her through all the drama), I realize that they are almost all normal looking men. They shouldn"t have many problems scoring a fairly good looking women. But instead, they are fighting over her. Which leads me to believe that they ACTUALLY think like Galiem does.
I don"t know guys. I"m scared.
Also...Why does she always look so smug in every picture she takes. Has anyone noticed that? It"s like she think she knows something that the rest of us don"t and she is secretly gloating to herself about how awesome she is.
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She"s probably so close to solving string theory in her head that she can"t be bothered to smile!
I think the next step is to convince shelly to take it up the ass. Not only would the number of hillbillies wanting to ride dat train increase, so would the FOH agenda be furthered in that fucking that way doesn"t perpetuate her gene pool.
Pythagoras could be called the first known string theorist. The five types are Type I theory, Type IIA theory, Type IIB theory, Heterotic type O(32) theory, and Heterotic type E8 ? E8 theory. The string wave velocity increases as the tension of the string is increased, and so the normal frequency of the string increases as well.
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Regardless of the subject matter of your post, it is pretty obvious that it"s copypasta because you are incapable of forming a coherent complete sentence on your own. Next time try stealing from something that isn"t the first google result?Shelly1989 said:
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and so can we...
What is string theory?Shelly1989 said:
The Many Types of String Theory
What is string theory?
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I don"t know, maybe she had a room full of monkeys mashing on their keyboards until they got lucky? That"s a more likely scenario that her knowing wtf she is talking about as well.aychamo_aycono said:
Just imagine if there was an"INFINITE SHELLEY THEOREM"
Anyhoo, now that I"m thinking about monkeys. Think Shelley could handle a segway? Shelley do you own a pair of overalls?
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If I had video editing skills I"d put Shelley"s head on that chimp; alas, my imagination will have to suffice.
Srsly. How did people on the internet appear to be smart before Google came out?Ravvenn said:
I should put one of my math problems from homework up here and see if she can do the advanced math I do...But I"m an engineering student and I doubt she"d know what half the letters meant.
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I"m pretty sure that you have started on the same path that Galiem is on. I look forward to the subsequent thread on the midget you fuck.
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I"m pretty sure that you have started on the same path that Galiem is on. I look forward to the subsequent thread on the midget you fuck.