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News at 11: Moderators of 4chan and Reddit attempt to contain weaponized autism.
 
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hodj

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Himeo said:
that's Wright Patterson
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We can discount that one. My father was in the Air Force during Nam and was stationed out of Wright Patterson, in fact my grandparents lived very close to it all through my childhood and I've been there plenty of times.

Why would they regularly hold air shows and allow the public into that base if they had fucking alien shit stashed there?

Answer: They wouldnt. Thats retarded.
 
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In fact, there's even an airplane museum on base thats open to the public.
 
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Himeo

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Hook me up with a job as a forum shill jihodj. I'd love to get paid for my shitposting hobby.
 
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Skanda

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Himeo said:
Hook me up with a job as a forum shill jihodj. I'd love to get paid for my shitposting hobby.
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Maybe instead of using your psychic powers to divine lotto tickets you could use them to conjure a job?
 
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Himeo

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Shills, what is this?

Google Maps

https://media.8ch.net/file_store/18...ccf5426475a628cace612a87a31f93a018c3caf85.png

And why is there an airstrip nearby in the middle of fucking nowhere?

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Clearly its a top secret demon summoning device.

If only Google hadn't come along to foil the plan to make DOOM a reality! Damn you Google! Foiled again!
 
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My grandfather was in the 509 and was actually stationed at Roswell during the UFO incident. I still have his discharges papers but I lost the part that was over a hundred pages long that was 99% redacted and the only thing not blacked out was words like, the, and, or, but, is, it, etc. etc.

I loved listening to his WWII stories, Enola Gay and Roswell.
 
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Himeo

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Moogalak said:
You believe in some wild shit, man. Do you really think there are government shills on this forum?
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Government, corporate, etc. People have been shilling since the mid 1990's, and this forum has been a target since at least 2003 when it broke the top 40,000 most popular websites.
 
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Burnem Wizfyre said:
It's scary you can purchase a gun.
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I don't carry for my own safety. With the shit I've seen I'd be dead by now if they thought I was a threat.

No, officer. I'm just a humble rabbit hole explorer. I don't want no trouble, sir.
 
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Not so scary when you realize he's more likely to turn it on himself than use it on anyone else though.
 
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Skanda

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Himeo said:
Government, corporate, etc. People have been shilling since the mid 1990's, and this forum has been a target since at least 2003 when it broke the top 40,000 most popular websites.
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How many mind altering substances would you say you use?
 
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Himeo

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I'm a victim of a mormon upbringing. I don't drink, or smoke, or use drugs other than caffeine.

Another reason :emoji_nose:they:emoji_nose: haven't got me yet. Though, the biggest reason is that I don't have a platform or an audience.

Just look at the shit they're pulling on Milo, and no one can accuse him of being a conspiracy theorist.
 
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