Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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9/23 this year will be a day to remember. Just like 9/11 was predicted in various movies and tv shows, 9/23/2015 appears to have extreme significance. There's literally dozens of references to this specific date all over the place.





500 days from his speech is 9/23/2015.

An asteroid is going to hit on that day and will wipe out a majority of the East Coast of the US. The asteroid will be blown up before it impacts Earth with the two main pieces hitting Pennsylvania and the other between Florida and Puerto Rico which will unleash a Tsunami.
 
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Drtyrm_sl said:
I live in southern Massachusetts, should I move?
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Mass should be fine for the most part. The most heavily effected regions will be Florida/Puerto Rico and Fema Region III which consists of Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Virginia and anyone directly near the ocean of the East Coast.
 
hodj

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You're not even putting effort in any more, Lumie. You're just regurgitating 9-11 truther/crazy right wing bloggers now.

I am severely disappoint.

Luckily, when this prediction falls flat just like the 2012 predictions, we'll have something new to mock you for.

So there's always a plus side if you're looking hard enough.
 
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Luminati_sl said:
9/23 this year will be a day to remember. Just like 9/11 was predicted in various movies and tv shows, 9/23/2015 appears to have extreme significance. There's literally dozens of references to this specific date all over the place.





500 days from his speech is 9/23/2015.

An asteroid is going to hit on that day and will wipe out a majority of the East Coast of the US. The asteroid will be blown up before it impacts Earth with the two main pieces hitting Pennsylvania and the other between Florida and Puerto Rico which will unleash a Tsunami.
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Does that mean our Atlantean ubermensch cousins out in the Bermuda Triangle won't be intervening on humankind's behalf with their pulse anti-tsunami refraction techology? Cold.
 
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hodj_sl said:
You're not even putting effort in any more, Lumie. You're just regurgitating 9-11 truther/crazy right wing bloggers now.

I am severely disappoint.
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This is all on you Hodj. The ignorance that he will spread, the time he will waste, the people like Edge that he will manage to convince. It is all on you. If there be a creator or all-powerful being, may he judge you this day. I curse thee in the name of all rationality as it goes away, that all you care about wither away in front of you.
 
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khalid_sl said:
This is all on you Hodj. The ignorance that he will spread, the time he will waste, the people like Edge that he will manage to convince. It is all on you. If there be a creator or all-powerful being, may he judge you this day. I curse thee in the name of all rationality as it goes away, that all you care about wither away in front of you.
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haha

I have faith he'll be back in the shaw in short order.

All it will take is one forum member's mom to come down with cancer.
 
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Luminati_sl said:
9/23 this year will be a day to remember. Just like 9/11 was predicted in various movies and tv shows, 9/23/2015 appears to have extreme significance. There's literally dozens of references to this specific date all over the place.





500 days from his speech is 9/23/2015.

An asteroid is going to hit on that day and will wipe out a majority of the East Coast of the US. The asteroid will be blown up before it impacts Earth with the two main pieces hitting Pennsylvania and the other between Florida and Puerto Rico which will unleash a Tsunami.
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If I see him shit in that thread before someone else does I'll just outright ban him haha.

We will all have a laugh.
 
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Luminati_sl said:
Fema Region III which consists of Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Virginia and anyone directly near the ocean of the East Coast.
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Oh dear Dark Planet Baby Lizard Chemtrail Jesus please make this happen.

Last time FEMA sent me to Region III I raked in a ton of that plump juicy sweating dripping sizzling hot fatty federal bacon of life. I suckled like a little baby and was satiated for a good long while.
 
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Are the FEMA regions common knowledge, or is that just the kind of shit you learn about when reading the types of conspiracy theory retard shit that Lumie perpetually falls for?

Lumie, given your skill at something like Poker, isn't it strange that you're such a gigantic fucking chump? Also, what happened with 2012 and comet ISON?
 
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