Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Lumie: When the pressure from all your failed apocalypse predictions finally causes you to snap and go all Texas Tower, please wear a shirt that clearly identifies you as "The Lumie". Thanks in advance.
 

Adebisi

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So I just checked my calendar and it is indeed 2015.

Which is strange, because we're not supposed to be around after 2012.
 

Blakkheim

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9/23 this year will be a day to remember. Just like 9/11 was predicted in various movies and tv shows, 9/23/2015 appears to have extreme significance. There's literally dozens of references to this specific date all over the place.





500 days from his speech is 9/23/2015.

An asteroid is going to hit on that day and will wipe out a majority of the East Coast of the US. The asteroid will be blown up before it impacts Earth with the two main pieces hitting Pennsylvania and the other between Florida and Puerto Rico which will unleash a Tsunami.
What the fuck did I just read?!?

 

Palum

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It's difficult enough to calculate using imaginary numbers, imagine imaginary objects!
 

Dyvim

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Bros what if just an ordinary forum poster like me, took out the first letter from out boards lizardmen advocate, say L for Lumie and put that just in front of the One World Center it suddenly becomes the Lone World Center!

Coincidence? I think not, but maybe im up to something.
 

Aaron

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If you want a "prediction" (read: more like the inception of an idea) of 9/11 then I've always thought of Tom Clancy'sDebt of Honor(1994) where a 747 is ploughed into the Capitol when everybody and their brother are there. I remember reading that in the late 90s and thinking "Shit, I wonder why no-one has ever done that before!"
 

Hoss

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How was the lone gunman episode 'just like 9/11?' Maybe I misunderstood what was going on, but it looked like someone had hacked the plane and was flying it remotely to me. Plus, the plane didn't actually hit anything because the good guys retook control just in time. That is like the exact opposite of what happened on 9/11.

Besides, everyone knows these are the new world trade center towers. Fuck you people are dumb believing any bullshit photoshopped picture you're shown.

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Soygen

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How the fuck can a comet have an expected eta range in a two week period? Do they expect it to like slow down or something?
You seem to think you're so smart with your stupid physics and math. Well, you see, these things operate outside of your retarded reality. Snakseses don't have to adhere to the known laws of the universe. They are ethereal, pure and forever.
 

Sterling

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You guys would understand if you weren't all fucking retarded. Use your brains it's so simple even you retarded fucks should understand. Also Lumie what happened with the comet in 2012?
 

Mario Speedwagon

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How the fuck can a comet have an expected eta range in a two week period? Do they expect it to like slow down or something?
Well the problem is that you have to do the calculations about a million different ways, turning random figures upside down to find any possible secret meanings.
 

Soygen

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Lumie never should have been unbanned without explaining why we're still alive.
 

hodj

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He explained by shifting the goal posts.

The end of the world STARTED in 2012.

This comet will be the next step, obviously.
 

Kuro

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We all died in 2012. We're in hell right now. That's why we're going to have to vote for a Clinton, Trump, or Bush next year.