Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Sebudai

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It does. I just know for a fact that we are living in the last days and are the final generation on this planet. I was not aware of certain events that needed to occur before the end would come. For instance, the prophecy of Malachy and the final Pope. As delusional and crazy as I may seem to you, everyone seems even more delusional and crazy to me. It's so fucking obvious that events in this world are escalating dramatically and it doesn't appear to be heading in a positive direction. It's just a matter of time before the collapse occurs and everything appears to be pointing to this September.
It's weird that I feel like this post is a major breakthrough for you. You've acknowledged that you could be wrong for the first time.

It makes me feel bad that you're this pessimistic. Life is so great, and you're just shitting it away with all this negativity. It's sad. The world's not going to end in a couple of months. The world is not going to end for a very long time. Stop watching all these ridiculous youtube videos. Go out and make friends. Enjoy the one life you get.
 

AngryGerbil

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It's weird that I feel like this post is a major breakthrough for you. You've acknowledged that you could be wrong for the first time.

It makes me feel bad that you're this pessimistic. Life is so great, and you're just shitting it away with all this negativity. It's sad. The world's not going to end in a couple of months. The world is not going to end for a very long time. Stop watching all these ridiculous youtube videos. Go out and make friends. Enjoy the one life you get.
Amen.

Honesty with ones self is the most difficult thing a human can attempt to do. Honesty and intelligence appear to describe the same attribute and thus appear to be the same word. Hence, being honest with yourself is the most intelligent thing you can do. Admitting the fact that you are not onlymaybewrong, butprobablywrong, is an act of high intelligence.

Good for you, Looms. Keep doing that more often and maybe you won't need so many meds in the future.
 

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At work I deal with two people closer to Lumi's side of the spectrum. I became friends with them well before any of this behavior came about, so I try to tread somewhat lightly when calling them out on all the predictions that don't happen, and I try not to think entirely badly of them because they do have good qualities, it is just that out of nowhere we'll be talking about something entirely innocent and bam! a comment about how the government is trying to kill us will pop up or something.

Anyway, I have discovered that in at least their case, I believe it is entirely a matter of "I know something you don't know." They got reeled into one of those multi-level-marketing schemes too (not going to give them advertising), and it is almost exactly the same mindset as the conspiracy theories. It is like they are privy to some secret that the rest of us aren't, and they feel, I don't know, better or superior or informed. Something. I wouldn't classify them as dumb either, although they are firmly in the average intellect range, so it isn't like they are just too dumb to know they are being tricked. I genuinely believe it is attractive to them, for whatever reason, to be "smarter" than the rest of us in a particular area, whether it is 9-11 being a conspiracy or this stupid fucking cream making people look younger for hundreds of dollars a month.

I also deal with several others at work that believe everything from bigfoot to UFOs to ghosts. I feel their belief is driven by different motivations (including lower intelligence in some cases), so it seems like in my very limited example, only the true conspiracy believers suffer from this desire to have this extra knowledge. I'm sure it doesn't hold true for a lot of people, but it is what I've found at least.

The jimmy rustling over dealing with all of them has been posted a few times in the rustled thread, so I won't go into it here, but I've attempted to do my due diligence and at least figure out what makes them tick so maybe I can just let it all slide right off without having to try to talk some sense into them every time.
 

Adebisi

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Someone messaged me Lumie's Facebook page some years ago. If he's a troll, he was also trolling his Facebook page as well. The level of dedication involved here is just too much for me to fathom it being anything other than genuine belief.
But is rerolled lumie the same as foh lumie? Or did someone take his handle for some extra trollins.
 

Adebisi

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Vvoid needs to one up his conspiracy buddies with the latest 9/23 fashions
 

Aaron

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OK Lumie, I enjoyed most of your posts since I love conspiracy theories myself, but you just lost me with that Little Shop of Horrors video. You just went full Lumie. Never go full Lumie!
 

Lumi

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OK Lumie, I enjoyed most of your posts since I love conspiracy theories myself, but you just lost me with that Little Shop of Horrors video. You just went full Lumie. Never go full Lumie!
It specifically mentions September 23rd and that on that day humanity will face a deadly threat to it's existence, which is the entire point of it...

What's your opinion of Operation Jade Helm Lumie?
It's preparation for what's coming in September.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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It's far more than just a few clips. There's literally dozens upon dozens. I wouldn't believe it if there were only a few clips. There is simply too many for it to be a coincidence.
Hey Lumie, you ever notice how when you or someone you know gets a new car, it seems like you start seeing that car fucking everywhere? Like just last month, I drove a rental nissan altima. Ever since then, I see altimas fucking everywhere. I'm talking 2-3 altimas a day every damn day. That's just way too many to be a coincidence right? I just can't for the life of me figure out what it means...
 

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It makes me feel bad that you're this pessimistic. Life is so great, and you're just shitting it away with all this negativity. It's sad. The world's not going to end in a couple of months. The world is not going to end for a very long time. Stop watching all these ridiculous youtube videos. Go out and make friends. Enjoy the one life you get.
I couldn't agree more. What a shit existence. Lumie needs to see a therapist, though. This isn't the kind of thing you just turn off or quit thinking about.
 

Skanda

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I couldn't agree more. What a shit existence. Lumie needs to see a therapist, though. This isn't the kind of thing you just turn off or quit thinking about.
At least he's doing something slightly more useful than spending his time following the development of Pantheon.
 

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If the world is going to end in September, how can the Cubs win the World Series, as predicted by Back to the Future II? I guess the prophesies were limited to the first movie. Bummer.
 

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At least he's doing something slightly more useful than spending his time following the development of Pantheon.
Yes, let's compare mental illness to following the production of a game that is going to change not only the landscape of the MMO genre, but humanity itself; just as soon as it finds the asset that does all that on the Unity store.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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Do you guys think the general tendency for human beings to seem to incessantly insist that the end of the world is happening 'LITERALLY ANY DAY NOW OMGOMGOMG!' has an evolutionary basis? Like, does placing ourselves in that important position as 'the last of us' just feed the primitive ego? Does existing in that cognitive state offer any survival advantages in primitive apes? Does it animate us with a sense of urgency, or does it dull us with a sense of nihilism?
Considering that evolution does not exist, no it has no evolutionary basis.
 

Void

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Vvoid needs to one up his conspiracy buddies with the latest 9/23 fashions
Hmm, maybe I will bring that up today, see if they are aware of our impending doom. Would be sort of amusing (not really) to know conspiracy shit before the conspiracy shitters.
 

BrotherWu

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The Minnesota TWINS (like the towers) are 50-44. 5 + 4 is 9. If you subtract 44 from 50, you get 6, add the 5 from the 50 and you get 11 (9-11). They PLAY 9 innings. They won their most-recent championship in 1991 (9-11). Since then (9-11) the Twins have DISAPPEARED.

The signs are literally everywhere, fucking retards.
 

Quaid

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Have you guys ever seen 9/11 from this angle? Something fishy is certainly up with that plane. Lumie?