Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

hodj · Jul 22, 2015

He said something about making 20k or so a year gambling in online poker and got made fun of because of it so he's decided to multiply that by a factor of five in this lie, it looks like to me.

Its probably in this thread

Lumi · Jul 22, 2015

khalid_sl said:
Everyone in this thread that I know anything about, already either has a better "job" than you or is in training for a better "job" than the one you have.

Also, if you are as delusional about your earnings as most gamblers tend to be, you making around 100k last year means you probably grossed 30k after your losses and would be better off flipping burgers.

No retard. That's 100k AFTER losses. I also almost never lose and in fact haven't had a losing trip since last September. I could easily make far more than I am but I know that money is going to be worthless soon so I don't even bother. I guarantee nobody in this thread is making as much as I am. There's also the fact that I'm not in massive student loan debt and have literally zero bills to pay other than basic shit. I guarantee most people here are in debt up to their eyeballs.

Gavinmad · Jul 22, 2015

Lumie, here's a purely hypothetical question for you.

If 9/23 came and passed, and nothing happened, when would the next date the world is absolutely 100% guaranteed to end be?

Lumi · Jul 22, 2015

He said something about making 20k or so a year gambling in online poker and got made fun of because of it so he's decided to multiply that by a factor of five in this lie, it looks like to me.

Its probably in this thread

I haven't played online poker since 2010. I made 8k in a single week once and was rated in the top 1% of players on Full Tilt for the year of 2009 and had only started playing on that site in September of that year.

Gavinmad_sl said:
Lumie, here's a purely hypothetical question for you.

If 9/23 came and passed, and nothing happened, when would the next date the world is absolutely 100% guaranteed to end be?

This will be my last prediction ever. This time however I believe has the most evidence to support it's reality. The sheer amount of things pointing to this date is staggering.

Gavinmad · Jul 22, 2015

Thanks for the sig.

Sebudai · Jul 22, 2015

I totally believe what Lumie says about his Poker playing. I have several friends who've been making a great living playing Poker professionally for many years now (first online and now in Vegas after the changes to online "gambling"). His skill at Poker just makes the fact that he's such a chumpass dipshit sucker in every other facet of his life all the more hilarious. Pick a number, find 3 clips from 3 different shows in which the number appears, and from there spin some elaborate doomsday narrative and hewillbelieve it. It's incredible.

Araxen · Jul 22, 2015

Luminati_sl said:
I play poker in Atlantic City regularly. I'm considered to be one of the best players in all of AC by many of the other players/dealers. In fact, some players will simply get up and play at another table if I sit down at theirs.

Top Tier Poker Player, Diamond League LoL Player, and a hell of a MTG Player. Why aren't you the leader of NK? You should apply for it the next time the position is open.

hodj · Jul 22, 2015

Luminati_sl said:
This will be my last prediction ever. This time however I believe has the most evidence to support it's reality. The sheer amount of things pointing to this date is staggering.

So why won't you accept my ban bet then?

Sterling · Jul 22, 2015

I used to play poker for a living. I have played Magic at a high level, even played a few pro tours. If I start wearing a tinfoil hat will I become good at LoL?

chaos · Jul 22, 2015

Luminati_sl said:
No retard. That's 100k AFTER losses. I also almost never lose and in fact haven't had a losing trip since last September. I could easily make far more than I am but I know that money is going to be worthless soon so I don't even bother. I guarantee nobody in this thread is making as much as I am. There's also the fact that I'm not in massive student loan debt and have literally zero bills to pay other than basic shit. I guarantee most people here are in debt up to their eyeballs.

If money is going to be worthless soon then why do you care about debt?

Mario Speedwagon · Jul 22, 2015

Luminati_sl said:
Trust me, the world is about to end. Just because two guesses were wrong doesn't really change the fact. 9/23 won't be the end of the world either but it will be the most life changing event in human history. The Nephilim will return this year through the use of CERN which is actually an inter dimensional portal similar to the movie Event Horizon. This is predicted in the Disney movie, Hercules. In it a couple of witches say "in 18 years, precisely, the planets will align ever so nicely" and the titans will be unleashed. Well the movie came out in 1997 and 18 years is 2015.

Nope this can't be real. Finally convinced me you're trolling bro. I was willing to accept everything before this but this is too much.

Soygen_sl said:
Someone messaged me Lumie's Facebook page some years ago. If he's a troll, he was also trolling his Facebook page as well. The level of dedication involved here is just too much for me to fathom it being anything other than genuine belief.

I wouldn't have believed that some dude would pretend to be a chick for years and years on an internet forum for absolutely no personal gain either but that happened here. TWICE. If this community has taught me anything, it's never believe anything anybody ever says on the internet about anything ever.

Lumi · Jul 23, 2015

Sebudai_sl said:
I totally believe what Lumie says about his Poker playing. I have several friends who've been making a great living playing Poker professionally for many years now (first online and now in Vegas after the changes to online "gambling"). His skill at Poker just makes the fact that he's such a chumpass dipshit sucker in every other facet of his life all the more hilarious. Pick a number, find 3 clips from 3 different shows in which the number appears, and from there spin some elaborate doomsday narrative and hewillbelieve it. It's incredible.

It's far more than just a few clips. There's literally dozens upon dozens. I wouldn't believe it if there were only a few clips. There is simply too many for it to be a coincidence. It's very clear we're heading towards a climactic event of some kind between the worlds economy and the natural disasters occurring on a daily basis. Watch this with an open mind.

If money is going to be worthless soon then why do you care about debt?

Never said I cared, just that I believe it's a true statement. Just about everyone I know is in massive debt.

Sebudai · Jul 23, 2015

Do you possess any capacity for self-doubt? Bro, you told us the world was going to end in 2012. You were quite arrogant about it. You were wrong. This fact gives you no pause whatsoever?

Sterling · Jul 23, 2015

With the world being 6000 years old, being off a couple of years is still within 1 percent of the timeline so it's easily within the margin for error.

AngryGerbil · Jul 23, 2015

Do you guys think the general tendency for human beings to seem to incessantly insist that the end of the world is happening 'LITERALLY ANY DAY NOW OMGOMGOMG!' has an evolutionary basis? Like, does placing ourselves in that important position as 'the last of us' just feed the primitive ego? Does existing in that cognitive state offer any survival advantages in primitive apes? Does it animate us with a sense of urgency, or does it dull us with a sense of nihilism?

Sterling · Jul 23, 2015

I'd still like to know if I buy into all this stuff if it will make me be a good LoL player?

Lumi · Jul 23, 2015

AngryGerbil_sl said:
Do you guys think the general tendency for human beings to seem to incessantly insist that the end of the world is happening 'LITERALLY ANY DAY NOW OMGOMGOMG!' has an evolutionary basis? Like, does placing ourselves in that important position as 'the last of us' just feed the primitive ego? Does existing in that cognitive state offer any survival advantages in primitive apes? Does it animate us with a sense of urgency, or does it dull us with a sense of nihilism?

Considering that evolution does not exist, no it has no evolutionary basis.

Lumi · Jul 23, 2015

Sebudai_sl said:
Do you possess any capacity for self-doubt? Bro, you told us the world was going to end in 2012. You were quite arrogant about it. You were wrong. This fact gives you no pause whatsoever?

It does. I just know for a fact that we are living in the last days and are the final generation on this planet. I was not aware of certain events that needed to occur before the end would come. For instance, the prophecy of Malachy and the final Pope. As delusional and crazy as I may seem to you, everyone seems even more delusional and crazy to me. It's so fucking obvious that events in this world are escalating dramatically and it doesn't appear to be heading in a positive direction. It's just a matter of time before the collapse occurs and everything appears to be pointing to this September.

Alkorin · Jul 23, 2015

Luminati_sl said:
Watch this with an open mind.

Whoops. I just happen to know what Shemittah actually means. Poor you. Here, an opportunity for you to learn today, Lumie.

What Is Shemittah? - The Sabbatical Year basics: absolution of loans, desisting from all field work, and the spiritual objective of all the above. - Shemittah

You're an idiot. I've never been more convinced. Thanks for opening my mind.

hodj · Jul 23, 2015

AngryGerbil_sl said:
Do you guys think the general tendency for human beings to seem to incessantly insist that the end of the world is happening 'LITERALLY ANY DAY NOW OMGOMGOMG!' has an evolutionary basis? Like, does placing ourselves in that important position as 'the last of us' just feed the primitive ego? Does existing in that cognitive state offer any survival advantages in primitive apes? Does it animate us with a sense of urgency, or does it dull us with a sense of nihilism?

Michael Shermer: The pattern behind self-deception | TED Talk | TED.com

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