Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Malakriss_sl said:

We should vote on how long a lumie should be defined as: the average unit of time between alleged apocalypses.

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I like this. Our community has been around for at least 5 or 6 Lumies at this point.

 

lurkingdirk

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I can't elaborate but if the world doesn't end tonight I may be in some trouble tomorrow. I though "pants=free cometpocalipse" was an outstanding idea.

 

hodj

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Where is our society destroying comet, Lumie?

You said there would be society destroying comets.

Much blueballs, such wow its fucking nothing.

 

Blakkheim

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I haven't checked in on this thread in a while now. Has the world ended yet?

 

Adebisi

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Mario Speedwagon

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The comet hit guys. Posting from heaven right now. It's pretty disappointing tbh.

 

Neki

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Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:

The comet hit guys. Posting from heaven right now. It's pretty disappointing tbh.

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Hell is where all the fun is. It's all coke and dirty whores down here.

 

Abefroman

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Kriptini

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Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:

The comet hit guys. Posting from heaven right now. It's pretty disappointing tbh.

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You must've gotten launched up then. I'm still being raptured but there's a pileup in the Toposphere. The worst part is that cell service is extremely spotty.

 

khorum

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Dude, my first three virgins were kinda chubby.

 

Adebisi

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khorum_sl said:

Dude, my first three virgins were kinda chubby.

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Kriptini

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khorum_sl said:

Dude, my first three virgins were kinda chubby.

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I'd ask for pics but I've used up almost all my monthly data at this point and I don't want to be going through the pearly gates with over data limit fees.

 

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Don't bother pacing yourself. You start back over at 0 when you hit #73.

 

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Skanda_sl said:

Depends, did it leave a welt?

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Kinda, but it's gone now. But it still hurts a bit if I poke it hard.

 

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Troll_sl

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OH MY GOD GUYS IT'S HAPPENING

Meteor - Gfycat

Hahaha... nah. Just joshin'. That was back in July. THOUGH IT TOTALLY COULD HAVE BEEN A UFO MAN

UFO SIGHTINGS DAILY: Green UFO Or Meteor flies over the sky in Buenos Aires, Argentina July 2015, UFO Sighting News.

 

Ridas

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The world?

 

Araxen

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Fuck, I'm still alive. Damn it Lumie!

 

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It is now past midnight in the the most important time zone (i.e. the one which all others are calculated from) and there's been no com

NO CARRIER

 

Neki

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It's the 24th here in Europe as still no apocalypse

Does this mean I will have to go to work tomorrow?

 

Kriptini

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Neki_sl said:

It's the 24th here in Europe as still no apocalypse

Does this mean I will have to go to work tomorrow?

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Call in sick, just in case it does hit. You won't want to go in until your dark matter comet-related injuries have been tended to.