Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Soygen

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Why wouldn't you be jerking off at work anyway? Don't wait for the apocalypse to enjoy your job, man.
 
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Troll_sl

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We just don't get it. Aspiritualcomet is going to strike the earth. We're going to be living in aspiritualapocalypse.

Which means I'm going to be forced to eat babies to survive.
 
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Picasso3

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I don't think god cares enough to kill us all and take us into his bosom, i think he wants us to suffer.
 
Aaron

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I'm getting bored of playing the waiting game, and I don't own Hungry, Hungry Hippos. Can't this damn comet get here already?

 
hodj

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Lumie, by this point if a comet was going to strike the Earth, everyone in the Northern hemisphere would be able to see it.

Care to offer explanations why your predictive capabilities have utterly failed again?

Will this failure of your worldview lead you to review your other irrational beliefs, such as your disbelief in evolution, or your assertions that cancer is caused by acidic blood?

Or are you going to just barrel forward headfirst down the retard rabbit hole and double down on this stuff?

Remember, you said this was your last prediction, so revising it now is unacceptable.
 
Skanda

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hodj_sl said:
Lumie, by this point if a comet was going to strike the Earth, everyone in the Northern hemisphere would be able to see it.

Care to offer explanations why your predictive capabilities have utterly failed again?
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Obviously, you stupid person, it is traveling faster than the speed of light. This means it will slam into us and we won't even know it since we still won't be able to see it until impact.

Dumb ass.
 
Eomer

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Tuco_sl said:
Dunno about you guys but my end of the world plan involves heading up north and going skiing with Eomer.
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Bring guns, please. I take back my namby pamby support for reasonable gun control in light of the impending cometpocalypse.
 
Xeldar

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hodj_sl said:
Lumie, by this point if a comet was going to strike the Earth, everyone in the Northern hemisphere would be able to see it.

Care to offer explanations why your predictive capabilities have utterly failed again?

Will this failure of your worldview lead you to review your other irrational beliefs, such as your disbelief in evolution, or your assertions that cancer is caused by acidic blood?

Or are you going to just barrel forward headfirst down the retard rabbit hole and double down on this stuff?

Remember, you said this was your last prediction, so revising it now is unacceptable.
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not a dark matter comet, dumbass.
 
hodj

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Lumie, how is your last day on this planet going?
 
Kriptini

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Heheh, can't wait to see the looks on the faces of you godless hyuks as I am raptured into the heavens to avoid the impending dark matter comet travelling at the speed of light!
 
khorum

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True christians should be playing chicken with that comet. Why hide in a bunker when you could be right underneath it if you're gonna be Raptured-up in the last second anyway?
 
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