Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Adebisi

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Now they're taking about the buried remains of godking Moctezuma

Fuck this show in the ear
 
TJT

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One of my skydiving friends I met like five years ago is apparently the sanest Lumie-Like person ever. I just thought he was weird and enjoyed weird shit (obviously not uncommon in the skydive community). He's otherwise completely sane and chill. But he is totally into it and even has a website and wrote a book on it. Which I read the other day and damn... that shit is out there. But I was entertained so, for what it's worth:

Those From Heaven to Earth Came

The guy's actual name is Puzuzu... I just thought that was a nickname or he was in a metal band or something. Turns out he owns spellsandmagic.com and that is how he makes big money (shockingly).
 
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TJT said:
One of my skydiving friends I met like five years ago is apparently the sanest Lumie-Like person ever. I just thought he was weird and enjoyed weird shit (obviously not uncommon in the skydive community). He's otherwise completely sane and chill. But he is totally into it and even has a website and wrote a book on it. Which I read the other day and damn... that shit is out there. But I was entertained so, for what it's worth:

Those From Heaven to Earth Came

The guy's actual name is Puzuzu... I just thought that was a nickname or he was in a metal band or something. Turns out he owns spellsandmagic.com and that is how he makes big money (shockingly).
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"It s amaizing that Puzuzu could share his experience in this book.The book makes u understand things that happening around us every day and that were unnoticeble...now there are and it s the righte way to see the world we live in.Thanks for the knowleadge shared.Trully best book ever!"
 
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Chillies could 'cure cancer' after research finds capsaicin kills diseased cells

If one sprinkles a little ginger or cayenne pepper in their shoes, in a few minutes they will feel warm all over. That means the capsaicin that is in both is going all over.

The secret to curing cancer with hot peppers is to chew the peppers raw. The notion that a drug is needed is all wet. Had the scientists tested eating them, they wouldn't have said such nonsense. I cured my Stage 4 cancer eating freshly grated habaneros and garlic. It worked very fast. Two weeks and I was cancer free.
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Skanda

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If you actually make a serious post in the Lumie thread you probably went wrong somewhere in life.
 
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Himeo

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This guy thinks Jews are still butthurt about the Holocaust.



These White people think White people don't need to be eradicated.



This Black person thinks White's are subhuman.

 
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Lumi

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"This guy thinks Jews are still butthurt about the Holocaust."

The Holocaust never even happened.
 
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Adebisi

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Lumi said:
"This guy thinks Jews are still butthurt about the Holocaust."

The Holocaust never even happened.
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Soygen

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Sometimes Lumie has to warm up before he goes full blast.
 
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Ridas

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We need a volunteer in the community to get cancer and send Lumi/notLumi to his thread to clear things up.
 
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Adebisi

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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Illuminati please stand up?
I repeat will the real Illuminati please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never faked a moon landing before
Jaws all on the floor like Lizard Jesus just burst in the door
Making up the holocaust even worse than before, and pizzagate intercourse
With hidden cameras in the furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, I admit,
9/11 didn't happen like I think it did, did it?"
And JFK said
Nothing you idiot, JFK's not dead, he's just writing blogs from my basement (ha ha)
 
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