Shonuff
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Having worked in sales at a Fortune 200 company, I saw guys like Pete all the time. They do one thing well, and that is sell. The rest of their lives are shambles. By the time these guys get to the end of their lives, they are alone, have kids that hate them, and are divorced several times over. But they still do financially well because they have the ability to get people to sign the bottom line. They've worked their way up to some sort of Executive sales position like Pete has. Some of the wealthiest salesmen are just douchebags in the rest of their lives. And since they suck at the rest of their lives, they just work more hours, because that's the one place where they do well. So it feeds on itself, the more they work, they more they make. Some of them work seven days a week and stay away from their families. The families don't care as long as they are getting their money. I've seen guys die in their office in their 80's.Yeah, Pete's family is super fucked up. Also, the thing with Pete that really makes him insufferable for most in the office is that he isalmostalways right (In the office, not his personal life). He's always two steps ahead of everyone else, and always reading people much better than anyone else--I guess he's always had to in order to survive in his vulture family. But even this week, when Don was completely befuddled at Tom's idea of how they were "at war"--Pete called that well in advance, and Don didn't even see it was happening, he thought everything was smooth sailing.
But Pete's ultimate problem is that he KNOWS he's right, and he doesn't know how to be graceful about it. That's why he always gets punched in the face, lol.
Pete is the stereotypical douchenozzle Superstar Salesman. I've seen Pete a lot in real life.