Magic the Gathering - The Movie?

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If they took the original book, Brothers War, and made that into a three part movie series, it would be fucking amazing. Brothers war is what started it all for Magic. More artifice and less magic, no planeswalkers, with a huge story to draw from. Huge artifact machine battles and such. Not to mention Dragon Engines and Ornithopters. Not to mention the origins of Urza and Mishra.

If you havent read Brothers Wars I suggest you do. Its one of the best Magic books out there.
 
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I'm confused you left out Jace, how does he win the Brother's war and more importantly does he get with Liliana or Chandra?
 
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Phoenix Prime_sl said:
If they took the original book, Brothers War, and made that into a three part movie series, it would be fucking amazing. Brothers war is what started it all for Magic. More artifice and less magic, no planeswalkers, with a huge story to draw from. Huge artifact machine battles and such. Not to mention Dragon Engines and Ornithopters. Not to mention the origins of Urza and Mishra.

If you havent read Brothers Wars I suggest you do. Its one of the best Magic books out there.
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Jodah's Arc was better. I liked the couple books Jeff Grub wrote for the series.


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Hopefully its a movie about a up and coming poison counter deck facing off against the old crusty Blue/White deck. Power sinks and CoPs until someone flips a table sending cheetoes and Mt. Dew spraying in slow motion. The script writes itself.
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Oily cheap pizza, like really cheap pizza with onions...probably from high bridge pizza cheap shitty take out, pretty awful pizza. The cards permanently saturated with the smell, the oil having settled into the pours on the surface of the card. Maybe it wasn't even pizza, maybe it was human body sweat from someone who just ate High bridge pizza...uhh this why I played EQ and not Magic.
 
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I can already hear the most epic line of the movie ....

"You're dead..."

"No....you're actually ALL TAPPED OUT!...my turn. BRKSHHHHH!"

Must see tv there
 
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This is a bad idea. Mtg as a brand really doesn't have the recognition like other "nerd IPs" have. Not enough people to make it successful plus the fact that since it's a movie based on a fucking card game that it will probably be unwatchable.
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Not to mention it's like the nerd IP that most nerds even make fun of. I know plenty of hardcore D&D nerds and most of them even look down on Magic players

It's almost like the socially acceptable nerd heirarchy goes something like:

(most acceptable)
console video gamers
fans of fantasy books & movies (vampire shit like Twilight, LOTR)
PC video gamers
fans of sci-fi books & movies (trekkies, Star Wars, etc)
Anime buffs
pen & paper D&Ders
Magic The Gathering players
LARPers
Furries
(least acceptable)
 
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You need to move Anime buffs down to just above LARPers I think. That's giving them way too much credibility.
 
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joeboo_sl said:
Not to mention it's like the nerd IP that most nerds even make fun of. I know plenty of hardcore D&D nerds and most of them even look down on Magic players

It's almost like the socially acceptable nerd heirarchy goes something like:

(most acceptable)
console video gamers
fans of fantasy books & movies (vampire shit like Twilight, LOTR)
PC video gamers
fans of sci-fi books & movies (trekkies, Star Wars, etc)
Tabletop Miniatures ie. 40k, Warmachine etc.
pen & paper D&Ders
CosPlay
Magic The Gathering players
Anime buffs
LARPers
Furries
(least acceptable)
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Fixed that for you
 
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Sorry what?

That should go:
Anime (it's just TV)
MTG (people play poker, it's nerd poker)
Warhammer (oh my god you play toy soldiers?)
D&D (you play with maths and your imagination!?)
Cosplay (you are fucked in the head)
LARP (and more fucked)
Furries (and even more)
 
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Regardless of what it really is (hey, porn is just TV too!) , the way most people see Anime, myself included, is like this (I had to use one of the cleaner pictures too):
 
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That is like saying that porn and movies are the same since they can both be filmed in Hollywood and use cameras and actors. You can put stuff like Spirited Away and Dragonball at the top of the list with Scifi/Fantasy movies/books. Hentai and other weird japanese shit can go at the bottom with furries.

I think that average people are more aware of japanese animated movies than weird japanese porn, we are the exception.
 
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Chris_sl said:
Sorry what?

That should go:
Anime (it's just TV)
MTG (people play poker, it's nerd poker)
Warhammer (oh my god you play toy soldiers?)
D&D (you play with maths and your imagination!?)
Cosplay (you are fucked in the head)
LARP (and more fucked)
Furries (and even more)
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Says the man with the Anime avatar. I'm on to you...
 
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Chris_sl said:
Sorry what?

That should go:
Anime (it's just TV)
MTG (people play poker, it's nerd poker)
Warhammer (oh my god you play toy soldiers?)
D&D (you play with maths and your imagination!?)
Cosplay (you are fucked in the head)
LARP (and more fucked)
Furries (and even more)
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I definitely agree that MTG is well above Warhammer and D&D on the dork scale, but I'll also argue that 99% of all anime is completely unwatchable to any healthy, functioning, adult human male. Anime is almost so universally terrible, when it happens to be good, we should just call it something else.

This film will be awful.
 
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I think in terms of general recognition, you split anime in anime movies and anime TV series. In general, most anime movies are high quality non ultra japanese crazy shit(or it's the good kind of crazy like Paprika), you can recommend most movies even stuff other than Ghibli.

The TV stuff though, most of it is garbage, it's either aimed at kids with borderline erotic content to please the 25year old nerds(or well, otakus) or just pure harem style shit, when it's not just erotic content just for the sake of it. And I'm not talking hentai, I'm talking shit that airs on TV as a series yet has no story and boobs and naked little girls in 70% of the scenes. Once in a while there's a good one too but it's not the norm, I'd say there's one good series every season if you have eclectic tastes, and more like 1 out of 2 or 3 seasons if you don't. Out of about 10-12series per season.

As for MTG, think it works out alright in terms of recognition even though you'll get a lot of "oh so this is like pokeman cards". Making a movie though is almost bound to be complete shit. It has a lot of leeway to not be as bad as D&D though, or as bad as anime adaptations(DBZ...). But it'll still be shit.
 
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anime is a medium in which to express a story, sure there are a lot of bad animes, it's no different than american broadcast tv, you can't tell me everyshow on the CW is great, or gems like duck dynasty and big bang theory, there's a lot of shitty american tv, but you'll get gems like GOT, BB. the same goes for anime, every season (winter/fall/summer/spring) we'll have a new thread of the 20-30 newly released anime shows and we'll give our reviews. Usually by the end of the season run there will be maybe at least 1 good series, sometimes we'll get 2 or even 3 rarely. some ppl think of hentai when they think of anime, that's like when you go to turn on the tv you get porntube instead... yea theres not gonna be great plot from that.

for MTG the movie, i'd for them to just take a story of dominara (sp?) or focus on someone like Serra, and then her ascention or "spark" as a planeswalker (a focal character). but i wouldn't want to see a stupid yu-gi oh card game movie or some shit.
 
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Just to be clear.

This is an animated movie
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This is anime


Adult's watching SPAAAACE PRINCESU KAWIIA! are above furries but below larpers on my list.

Fantasy Fans - I think Game of Thrones might have pushed this to the top.
Console gamers
Sci Fi fans
Board gamers
PC Gamers
warhammer
D/D table Top nerds
MTG players
Larpers
Anime Freaks
Furries.
 
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Im glad the one thing we can agree on is that furries are fucking weird.

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