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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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It's incredible.
I've long called Khane "Costanza"
Maybe his new name should be Khanestanza, but then it sounds like part of a poem
I've long called Khane "Costanza"
Maybe his new name should be Khanestanza, but then it sounds like part of a poem
Cad
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It's not so much the TV shows or not everyone has their thing, it's her reaction to you pushing back a little that would have me worried.
Tetanus does not necessarily come from metal, rusty metal just tends to be a good habitat that also facilitates puncture wounds. Dumbass.
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If I hadn't dealt with his intricacies for 8 years I'd probably be upset, maybe I'd even try to calm her down. Instead I just played video games. Ain't got no time in the day for her bullshit. Even when I talked to her the next day I told her she was being unreasonable.
Khane
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Well, in your example she would have to get herself pregnant, or take a supplement that made her lactate, then she would have to go to Africa and specifically look for Tetanus victims, and then regardless of age put their mouth on her tits as if that was going to cure their Tetanus somehow.
You're a lunatic if you wouldn't walk away from that bro.
Khane
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Let's be very clear about this. I am nothing like Costanza. If the family "laws" in this country weren't so fucking outrageous and cause for such huge concern I would likely be married by now.
Financial concerns are very literally the only reason I am still single. And it sadly has nothing to do with the women I was dating and everything to do with how fucked up the entire family court system is in the US.
EDIT: Well I guess it has at least a little do with the women I was dating because they made so much less money than me and I was afraid that they could steal my entire livelihood from me if they ever got bored or angry with me.
She had just surrogated a child for Gabby Giffords and was a volunteer for a research project on maternal tetanus antibody vectors
Khane
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Good point Khane, and If I knew what I know now about that shit and how fucked us dudes usually get, I would of never got married either. There is just too much incentive for a woman to marry, then stray to some other schlong with no recourse other than you paying her a monthly fee after.
But I got married in 2000 at the ripe age of 26 and I didnt know shit then, and got kinda lucky with my woman which is kind of old school raised in old school ways.
But I got married in 2000 at the ripe age of 26 and I didnt know shit then, and got kinda lucky with my woman which is kind of old school raised in old school ways.
Khane
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Fuck that I could never relinquish control like that. I dont know, maybe im just too old school for that shit but feeling like a loser stay at home daddy doing laundry is just not my thing.
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