Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Gavinmad

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Most women don't come from intercourse in any fashion. And maybe there's something wrong with me (queue Blazin etc) but I can't come at the drop of a hat either. I don't really have to hold back, rather I have to really make an attempt to come.

But most women can come multiple times (and don't really want you to stop right after they come anyway) so the whole mutual orgasm thing at the end seems way overblown by penthouse letters type bullshit to me.

I have no doubt that a woman who just lies there like a dead fish in missionary probably won't get off, but the idea that women can't orgasm from penetration is pretty ridiculous. Mutual orgasms are definitely wildly exaggerated porn shit though.

Cad either you're missing some nerve endings down south or your wife needs to start doing kegels to improve her muscle tone, cause having to really make an attempt to orgasm isn't normal. When was your last prostate exam?
 
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Cad

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I have no doubt that a woman who just lies there like a dead fish in missionary probably won't get off, but the idea that women can't orgasm from penetration is pretty ridiculous. Mutual orgasms are definitely wildly exaggerated porn shit though.

There are women who can orgasm during intercourse from penetration only but mostly the ones who orgasm during intercourse are doing so because they are also stimulating their clit. Thats where most of their nerve endings are. If you had a different experience, thats fine. Lots of statistics on this.

Cad either you're missing some nerve endings down south or your wife needs to start doing kegels to improve her muscle tone, cause having to really make an attempt to orgasm isn't normal. When was your last prostate exam?

I'm fine, I think you are overstating it a little (or maybe I did)... mostly I just dont orgasm until I want to. I don't have to attempt to hold it off mostly. I may actually be missing nerve endings because in general I think I am less sensitive than most guys report. Some of them say they can come in 2 minutes with condoms. Yea, that is definitely not me...
 

Gavinmad

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I suppose I phrased that poorly too, I assume most people consider separate clitoral stimulation to just be a normal part of sex. For whatever reason I read your post as 'most women cannot orgasm while being penetrated', not 'most women cannot orgasm from penetration alone'. I agree that vanilla fucking isn't enough, I only ever met one chick who could get off from that but she could get off from a stiff breeze going through the room.

And yeah there's a big difference between you saying 'i have to try to orgasm' and 'i have no trouble delaying my orgasm' lol
 

Soygen

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Let's all Skype up and see who can blast the quickest.
 
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Soygen

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You need to upgrade your main weapon.
 
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Hoss

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No thanks, you stick to your dual wield daggers, I'll stick with my 2h.
 
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Soygen

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Have fun always coming (in) last on Skype jerk-a-thons!
 
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Hoss

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I never had any illusions of winning. We all know you have first and third place wrapped up.
 

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Sounds like we need a new name for the skype version. I recommend
Virtual Pizza Party.
 

trex

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I know how to use them just fine. One broke, the other was part of the 1% failure rate of preventing pregnancy.

If a condom broke and you didn't get planB you are retarded. The best part (only good part?) about condoms is that when you're done you can see a.) that worked or b.) that broke, need backup.

You seriously have to have a lot of trust in both parties to pull out. I could say that I never purposefully tried to keep it in a little longer when I wanted babes and Mr wasn't quite ready but I'd be lying. I realize how psycho it is, but females also need children. And it wasn't all the time, very rare, prob had something to do with my cycle. Just a random, damn I really want a baby, feeling. Shrug. Be carful, nerd babies. Sharing this only to warn you pals. Don't be ass hats about it.
 
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