Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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trex

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As long as our balls don't touch I'm game

Want to meet up and swapzies?

4 is different though. Less pressure on the whole two girls battling for one man or two men battling for one girl. Idk. I'm a jealous creature. Most women are.
 

Blazin

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Want to meet up and swapzies?

4 is different though. Less pressure on the whole two girls battling for one man or two men battling for one girl. Idk. I'm a jealous creature. Most women are.

That is what my wife says about it, we are quite open about sexual matters but she is just honest that jealously would be impossible to deal with. I tell myself it wouldn't be for me, and that it's just sex, but wouldn't surprise me at all for that to a problem. Lindz however said that it ended up being no issue at all so who knows.
 

trex

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That is what my wife says about it, we are quite open about sexual matters but she is just honest that jealously would be impossible to deal with. I tell myself it wouldn't be for me, and that it's just sex, but wouldn't surprise me at all for that to a problem. Lindz however said that it ended up being no issue at all so who knows.

Ha. Lindz is full of shit. Possibly looking for you nerd babies to see her as queen. Ravvenn 2.0
 
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a_skeleton_03

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he same for @a_skeleton_03 , does 8/10 girls really give you a boner or are you kidding?
I won't really say 8 of 10 but I check out a lot of women and just log it in my mind. I subconsciously evaluate how they dress, whether they looked at me, whether they took a second glance, what they are doing, etc etc... I am a very visual person and I try to make eye contact with most people that I walk by. I make eye contact with a lot of people, the looks I get makes it apparent that not a lot of people do that. Women respond very well to that I have learned. My wife has told me multiple times that some chick checked me out when I was fully past them. I don't know. I am not great looking, maybe a 5 or 6 but women have always responded well to me because I am not shy and I look them in the eye.

The second I can get away with it, and I mean the second, I glance down and check out every aspect of her rack and file it away for future knowledge. My wife knows it and laughs about it and will ask me later if I noticed "the girl in the leopard print dress with her tits falling out" or whatever.
 

Tarrant

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Ha. Lindz is full of shit. Possibly looking for you nerd babies to see her as queen. Ravvenn 2.0

Don't really need the personal attacks when they are unwarranted, do we?

And yes, every man would have sex (and wants to) with a minimum of 50% of the women around him at any given time as long as they fit within certain perimeters. (age, non related, shit like that.)
 

Khane

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Stalk the waitress, find out where she is going to party one night. Accidentally bump into her with the wife. Several rails later and a bunch of uppers and the three of you naturally come together.

Khane will come into the thread any minute for a 'real answer' that works for him every time.

Oh and he will tell you to divorce your wife if she doesn't want a threesome. You told her you want one and she should want it to and that's final.

Yes, this is how I speak. Thank you for being my mouthpiece.
 
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trex

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Don't really need the personal attacks when they are unwarranted, do we?

Lol. Remind me again why you didn't get elected mod?

Anyway, if she is saying she was worried about being jealous, then afterwards was not jealous, she is full of shit. Or the girl was a fat sac of potatoes and dead fish.

But look at you, white knighting for someone who can't hear you #ravvenn2point0
 

TrollfaceDeux

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I won't really say 8 of 10 but I check out a lot of women and just log it in my mind. I subconsciously evaluate how they dress, whether they looked at me, whether they took a second glance, what they are doing, etc etc... I am a very visual person and I try to make eye contact with most people that I walk by. I make eye contact with a lot of people, the looks I get makes it apparent that not a lot of people do that. Women respond very well to that I have learned. My wife has told me multiple times that some chick checked me out when I was fully past them. I don't know. I am not great looking, maybe a 5 or 6 but women have always responded well to me because I am not shy and I look them in the eye.

The second I can get away with it, and I mean the second, I glance down and check out every aspect of her rack and file it away for future knowledge. My wife knows it and laughs about it and will ask me later if I noticed "the girl in the leopard print dress with her tits falling out" or whatever.
Gave me an autism boner.
 

Fifey

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I was an alcoholic for the last six months of my mother's life and I don't know how people manage long term. I was drinking a bottle of wine per night and felt like total shit every day. Alcohol fucks with your sleep so badly.
You fucked up when you started drinking wine, it's pretty much pure sugar, just drink hard alcohol or beer. Alcohol or weed is the only way I can sleep before 1am.
 

Chysamere

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This latest discussion has made me feel a bit better about myself. I was starting to think my drinking was getting out of control due to 1-2 drinks 4-5 nights a week.
 

lurkingdirk

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That literally hurts my feelings.

Are you fucking serious? That literally hurts your feelings? Are you a weak-minded idiot, or do you not know what literally means? Why the hell should that hurt your feelings, and why is it relevant to anyone's life if your feelings are all to easily hurt?
 
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Namon

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Ugh totally fell into the common marriage trap of "Venting after work, you don't need to fix it."

It'd be one thing if it were just some coworkers that were assholes and she just needed to let it off her chest how big of assholes they were, but my wife's situation is really toxic, starting with her dickcheese manager who encompasses almost every single stereotype of bad corporate managers that you can imagine. However, the one thing he doesn't have is the willpower to actually fire anyone, and practically lets his subordinates spit in his face. So instead of complaining constantly about how you have to work 60 hour weeks while he barely clears 40, why not just tell him if you are working late, you are coming in late. That landed me in "I just want to vent to you, not have you fix it!" jail... ugh.
 

Khane

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Lol. Remind me again why you didn't get elected mod?

Anyway, if she is saying she was worried about being jealous, then afterwards was not jealous, she is full of shit. Or the girl was a fat sac of potatoes and dead fish.

But look at you, white knighting for someone who can't hear you #ravvenn2point0

She was the one who slept with someone else. Her husband has fantasies about her with other men.
 
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Noodleface

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Lindz stopped playing in our wow guild and went to alliance and I haven't seen her post since, at least in threads I frequent. As far as I know she has been murdered and identity taken over.
 

Gavinmad

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I give you +1 point for fending Tyen off with the threat of a devil's threesome, but -10 points for attacking our forum waifu without provocation.

Eat shit cunt.
 
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Namon

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Lindz was one of those posters who were walking proof that unicorns existed. I'm sorry but she read to me like a girl who went down every check list of a dude's dream girl and checked them off. "I love giving my husband head and will lock the kids out of the room as I do it, and then game with him on WoW, and do all the chores, and make sure he has a five course meal every night, but he better be ready to lick my butthole that night or I will punish him by wearing my black thong instead of the red one that he really likes"

As Twighlight so aptly pointed out... she was/is the site's waifu
 

Soygen

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That is depressing. That literally hurts my feelings. Does that go for every man? Are you exaggerating? The same for @a_skeleton_03 , does 8/10 girls really give you a boner or are you kidding?
I didn't say I want to fuck every chick I see, but I most definitely see a few every day I would happily give it to, were I not in a relationship. My main point is simply that it's not practical to completely cut off all communication with people you find attractive
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Lindz was one of those posters who were walking proof that unicorns existed. I'm sorry but she read to me like a girl who went down every check list of a dude's dream girl and checked them off. "I love giving my husband head and will lock the kids out of the room as I do it, and then game with him on WoW, and do all the chores, and make sure he has a five course meal every night, but he better be ready to lick my butthole that night or I will punish him by wearing my black thong instead of the red one that he really likes"

As Twighlight so aptly pointed out... she was/is the site's waifu
Yes dream girl except she fucks other dudes who aren't her husband
 
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