Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Blazin
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Im not sure woo'ing her is my issue, I can tell the way she looks at me that she knows I have mad xboxes at home
Blazin
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So how many times have you cheated to confirm that? I would think guilt would begin sometime prior to intercourse
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Soygen
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I never said acting on it was intercourse. Getting a number. Calling her. Meeting for drinks. Any of those would constitute acting on it and that's the point where I would feel wrong. If I avoided every chick I wanted to fuck, I would never leave my house.
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Blazin
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gotcha, I'm not around women that often other than out at restaurants etc.
I asked the wife if we could bring this girl home but she said no
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The internet has made even your own house unsafe from your lecherous thoughts.
Seriously though, I'm in a profession with few women and I still run across a fair amount that I want to fuck. Even just friends of the wife. You can't avoid this shit. Just learn to handle it properly.
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Yeah pretty much my stance and my wife knows that's where my line is. She knows I get a boner from 8 out of 10 women I see.
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My wife and I actually talk about hot people with each other. We acknowledged years ago that we both notice hot people of the opposite sex, so rather than trying to hide that part of ourselves and feel guilty about it we bring it in the open and ask if they noticed hottie x or y. And I totally agree with Soy, as soon as you start getting numbers, or having a conversation beyond what a normal waitress/client would have, you've crossed a line. So I figure my wife and I are secure enough to know neither of us will cross that line that we don't mind the other looking at the eye candy.
Exactly, open conversation is quite refreshing.
So I posted the night I was out with my wife and her friend the weekend after we got this site functioning. We were out at a bar and I was buying drinks for them called "wet pussy" and her friend was saying how she feels safe with me doing that because I would never make a pass on her. My wife says before I can, "he won't make a pass on you but if you offered he would tell me first before he says yes" or something like that. She knows that women feel comfortable around me and that I have never once came close on crossing the line. I always make sure I have another person in the same house if I am somewhere a woman lives and if a woman is over at our house same rule. Sure if we both wanted to we could leave the room and squeeze a quickie in but everyone knows that I won't do that. So far it has never been an issue.
Blazin
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Well my wife certainly knows this girl gets my attention, and doesn't care. what bugs me is my wife has no interest in having sex with her, which is BS. I have told my wife you guys are all having crazy sex with hot waitresses and your wives but she keeps lying saying she doesn't want to. So what do? How do you handle a women lying to you about wanting to have sex with other women? I'm not getting any younger here
Stalk the waitress, find out where she is going to party one night. Accidentally bump into her with the wife. Several rails later and a bunch of uppers and the three of you naturally come together.
Khane will come into the thread any minute for a 'real answer' that works for him every time.
Oh and he will tell you to divorce your wife if she doesn't want a threesome. You told her you want one and she should want it to and that's final.
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....honestly this threesome thing is a horrible idea.
Just look at her and another woman. Really imagine it. It would cause all kinds of heartache if she suddenly came to prefer the softer more supple feel on a good womans skin. The whole dynamic would change. Soon you would be having threesomes left and right. Now i know that sounds fun but when its an endless stream just to keep her happy. Pretty soon you start sitting a few back and filming. She gets off on this for a while before she realizes youre just a tripod. (and i dont mean your dick.)... Once that happens she starts sneaking in girl on girl naughty time behind your back. Starts giving you tips..then you starr getting less turns, even solo with her. Quickly after that she stops trying to hide her overwhelming preference. And then?
You and your wife have to find a new resturant.
Just look at her and another woman. Really imagine it. It would cause all kinds of heartache if she suddenly came to prefer the softer more supple feel on a good womans skin. The whole dynamic would change. Soon you would be having threesomes left and right. Now i know that sounds fun but when its an endless stream just to keep her happy. Pretty soon you start sitting a few back and filming. She gets off on this for a while before she realizes youre just a tripod. (and i dont mean your dick.)... Once that happens she starts sneaking in girl on girl naughty time behind your back. Starts giving you tips..then you starr getting less turns, even solo with her. Quickly after that she stops trying to hide her overwhelming preference. And then?
You and your wife have to find a new resturant.
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@Gunnar Why don't you try and just cut out the hard alcohol as a start? As someone who has an addiction ridden family and never really had a job (I worked at a brewery for a couple years, but we obviously drank on the job) I have to really watch myself. (Especially being a SAHM. Kill me.) Liquor is something I just don't do. It has gotten and continues to get out of hand every single time. We can't keep it in the house and I don't do it out. Admitting that is a huge step, plus mixing drinking beer with taking shots is just a recipe for disaster.
That is depressing. That literally hurts my feelings. Does that go for every man? Are you exaggerating? The same for @a_skeleton_03 , does 8/10 girls really give you a boner or are you kidding?
I fooled around with a girl in college, we dated, whatever, but when I was told Tyen wanted a threesome I said I'd for sure do it...as long as we could do one with two girls and one with two boys. Haven't heard about it since. I think that should be the "fair" rule.
That is depressing. That literally hurts my feelings. Does that go for every man? Are you exaggerating? The same for @a_skeleton_03 , does 8/10 girls really give you a boner or are you kidding?
I fooled around with a girl in college, we dated, whatever, but when I was told Tyen wanted a threesome I said I'd for sure do it...as long as we could do one with two girls and one with two boys. Haven't heard about it since. I think that should be the "fair" rule.
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As long as our balls don't touch I'm game
Hmm I may be 39 but I have the life an 80 yr old. Wife and I don't drink, go out at night or party. Hell I'm up past my bedtime right now.