Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodleface

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I thought I was 21 and woke up in the hospital after getting alcohol poisoning at my brother's wedding
 
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Soygen

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Was that like the 20th time that happened or do you just quit easily?
 
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Aldarion

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I woke up to discover my fellow FoH posters dont like the way vaginas look or the way beer tastes.

I dont want to live in this world anymore.
 

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Good thing this is in the grown up forums. I have a feeling the thread would have been otherwise inundated with meat flaps already.

Good vaginas look good, bad vaginas look bad. It seems the proportion of bad looking vaginas is much higher than most other body parts. On top of that, what can you do to a bad looking vagina to make it look good, short of surgery? Ain't no push up bras or makeup for beef curtains.

And to be fair to the ladies, most testicles are ugly too.
 
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Soygen

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When I was a teenager, I was very picky about how vaginas looked. After experiencing several different looking vaginas, I've found that I pretty much like them all. I'm cool with innies or outies, as long as it doesn't look like Predator without its mask on.
 

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Was that like the 20th time that happened or do you just quit easily?
You'll find out soon enough but basically I woke up to a disappointed wife who had to find someone to watch our son while she babysat me in the hospital. Also I'm diabetic and was in DKA

It was humbling and sad all at the same time. Yeah everyone in the family thought it was rhe funniest thing they've ever seen but I need to be a better role model than that. Plus my mother is a druggie and alcoholic so I really shouldn't touch the stuff anyways.
 

Phazael

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Pretty much with Soy on this. Also, my teens were in the 80s when hairy bush was the rule and not the exception. As long as its clean and doesn't look like it got stretched over a cactus, its all good.

Fact is, women care more than men due to insecurity. Though to be fair, start telling a man his dick is "long enough" and he will get mental too, for no good reason. Blame it on women being raised to think sex is bad and their vagoos are gross.
 

Aldarion

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Good vaginas look good, bad vaginas look bad. It seems the proportion of bad looking vaginas is much higher than most other body parts.
Now this is a reasonable response. Absolutely. There are some gross unappealing beef curtains out there.

But I dont declare all pizza disgusting just because I ate that Chicago crap once. It just makes you appreciate the good stuff more when you find it.

As for all this "supertaster" crap, Im pretty sure its just a bunch of people with childish aversions to bitterness who have been drinking bad beers like IPAs. I dont care how your taste buds are configured, a nice malty amber ale is delicious. Id drink that shit if it was non alcoholic.
 
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Leadsalad

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As for all this "supertaster" crap, Im pretty sure its just a bunch of people with childish aversions to bitterness who have been drinking bad beers like IPAs. I dont care how your taste buds are configured, a nice malty amber ale is delicious. Id drink that shit if it was non alcoholic.

I bet you find arugula enjoyable. Shit is poison.
 
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Aldarion

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Arugula is obviously delicious. Peppery and spicy with just the right amount of bitter, a great base that can stand up to strongly flavored vinaigrettes.

Pretty sure youre trolling -- who couldnt like arugula -- but its so tasy I'll fall for it anyway just to spend a minute thinking about arugula.
 
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Leadsalad

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Not trolling. Extreme bitter sensitivity. I can't eat chocolate because it tastes fucking awful. Coffee and alcohol are near un-drinkable.
 

Soygen

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I'll take my peanut allergy all day, erryday over your broken-tongue super tasting. A truly awful affliction.
 

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Yeah I can't stand bitter... I have never ever been able to drink beer consistently. Yes, I will admit it's been the Coors, Bud, and whatnot variety, but I just can't get over the smell of any beer/alcohol even the snobby ones my in laws like to drink. Coffee can only happen for me if flavored creamer has been heavily mixed in.

As far as vaginas: beefy or lean, I don't care, it is the most beautiful thing on this earth to me and I cannot get enough of it.