Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Frenzied Wombat said:
I'll have to agree with Trex here, I personally don't find a gaping pink vag hot. A nicely shaved, tight, slit? Absolutely. But a gaping pink/red vag makes me think of Predator after taking a round from a combat shotgun to the face.
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I agree with this

Some dude at work wanted to show me some sweet porn (we all know that dude..) and it was just gaping vaginas and all I could say was "cool.."
 
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Zaara

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Noodleface said:
I agree with this

Some dude at work wanted to show me some sweet porn (we all know that dude..) and it was just gaping vaginas and all I could say was "cool.."
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What the fuck.

Super-whore likes to show me pictures he gets off Tindr. One time he's in the back doing dishes and you hear his phone go off and 'YOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK' ten seconds later. He was real confused by a picture a girl sent her.
"Yo what's wrong with her ass?" /shows.
I have a sixth sense about what the problem is, I guess.

"Her asshole isn't bleached?"
"WAT?"
"Bleached."
"Yo...That's a American Inventor butthole. She white. That's diseased or some shit."

I'm starting to wonder if he actually fucks as many white girls as he says he does, or if every girl in the area is on top of their asshole-bleaching regimen.
 
Zaara

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At least I know you guys would be good for a few beers and an in-depth conversation about beef curtains and buttholes.
 
trex

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Oh god, butt holes are the worst. That whole area is just like...gross. Men are lucky they don't have to show their ass hole during run-of-the-mill-sex. ...or ever. I'm a pretty large woman and I have really big (wide?) hips. I just consider my vag large and gross. Plus pushing out one baby and another one 16mo later probably didn't help shit. Glad I have no before/after pics.

I mean sure if you're into the act, it's fine. Watching people bang while you're jerking it, I get it. But if you just look at a stock photo of a vag...omg. Put it away. Or even worse...an ass hole.
 
Cad

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I do have before/after pics of my wife and I don't notice any significant difference. And we have 3 kids.
 
Mrs. Gravy

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trex said:
I thought I liked you :(. Bud light is for poor people and/or rednecks.
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I don't drink it; in fact I really dislike it, but I love several people who happen to be poor and a couple who are of the redneck variety (but they usually drink Busch, Busch Copper Lager or Bud Select or Miller products). Since Noodliedude is a super taster and doesn't like beer I suggested it since it is as close to water as "beer" can get.

In my fridge right now - two different IPAs, a kolsch, unfiltered wheat and a coffee/chocolate stout. I drank my last porter the other evening. I do also have Bud Select because my sister likes it.
 
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