Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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trex

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Yeah super taster just means I hate a lot of food people love and it sucks. Overly sensitive is a good way to put it.

Also Type 1 diabetes... I feel bad for you. Must be hard to eat anything. I didn't even know diabetics could get drunk.
 

Mrs. Gravy

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I have never worried about the appearance of my vagina....except for keeping it healthy and tidy. Now I have to add this to the list of dating concerns....or not. If it functions, has no noxious odor and it feels good, should not that be the standard? Also as a bonus, its friend, uterus, is inhospitable to egg implantation.

Food/beverage likes for me are all over the map....I even like cilantro. G HATED it, he also did not drink coffee or eat olives. Yet, we had a delightful union. Bitter and Non bitter eaters united.
 

iannis

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I really don't like most seafood though. Only a few types of white fish I like, and they have to be well cooked. Well, and tuna. I like tuna. Lobster is sort of like the cockroach of the deep. It's really just not that great. It's ok, but for the cash... meh. Shellfish and oysters are ick.

I do like shrimp and crab though.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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I really don't like most seafood though. Only a few types of white fish I like, and they have to be well cooked. Well, and tuna. I like tuna. Lobster is sort of like the cockroach of the deep. It's really just not that great. It's ok, but for the cash... meh. Shellfish and oysters are ick.

I do like shrimp and crab though.
yeah why the hell is lobster so expensive. its not even that good. it is like an enlarged shrimp with claws.


crab is where it's at.
 

iannis

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If you're hairy just trim the jungle a little.

Other than that, men are simple creatures. Every vagina is the best vagina when you have your nose buried in it.
 
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Cad

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I have never worried about the appearance of my vagina....except for keeping it healthy and tidy. Now I have to add this to the list of dating concerns....or not. If it functions, has no noxious odor and it feels good, should not that be the standard? Also as a bonus, its friend, uterus, is inhospitable to egg implantation.

Food/beverage likes for me are all over the map....I even like cilantro. G HATED it, he also did not drink coffee or eat olives. Yet, we had a delightful union. Bitter and Non bitter eaters united.

Laser hair removal. Look into it.
 

Eomer

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There are definitely some pussies that look better than others. But honestly, if I think back to the 20-30 women I've slept with, the only one whose I can recall is the most recent long term ex. The others, I have no idea what theirs looked like. It's way the fuck down the list on things that I judge a chick by.

However, stinky pussy is definitely a problem. I can certainly remember the 2-3 girls that had odor issues. I'm fairly sensitive to odors while fucking (don't like doggy style for that reason, unless the girl is very clean), and with those girls in particular the odor made it hard to enjoy the sex.

I feel like the word "pussy" gets a bad rap.

Why do we call men we dislike pussies? I really like pussies. You're confusing me.

This is somewhat relevant, although really you need to watch the whole bit to get the full effect:



No, that is literally the healthiest level of drinking you can possibly do. Far better than binge drinking and even significantly healthier than completely abstaining. Carry on.

There's pretty limited/shoddy evidence behind claims of health benefits from alcohol consumption, and that was only small quantities like 1 4-oz glass of red wine a day. Much more than that and the negatives started to outweigh the positives. And the shit that was supposedly healthy in it, you could get from eating grapes or other fruit anyways. That didn't stop the news media running with "DRINK WINE ALL DAY AND YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER" headlines, of course. Same goes with shit like chocolate.

Drink for pleasure, not for health, says alcohol addiction expert

1-2 drinks a day is not likely to be particularly harmful in any respect, but it's unlikely that there's any health benefit to low alcohol consumption. Which is super unfortunate, as someone who thoroughly enjoys his booze.
 

Adebisi

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Hey... I said _I_ haven't seen one irl (outside the internet) that was a deal breaker.

I didn't say deal breaking vaginas don't exist.

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Noodleface

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Barring a tragic accident or an exploded taco I don't really think I'd ever be turned away from a vagina. The one factor that would is stench as eomer pointed out.
 

Deathwing

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I'm wondering how Eomer even managed to try anal if he can't stand a whisper of butt from doggy.
 
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Soygen

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lol @ whisper of butt.

On the crab/lobster derail, crab all the way. Alaskan King Crab season is the best.
 
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