Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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alavaz
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Eomer
I'm convinced that everyone who says they like them are people who are lying, like to feel fancy, and don't know they're literally made of other animals poop.
I'll go to the shitball casinos and get it on the all you can eat lobster for $15 I love it so much. This is not glamorous lobster either. Whole lobsters chopped directly it half still full of all that shit that comprises half a lobsters body. A lot of people who only get the fancily put together tails also don't realize that the lobster claw is the best part.
Hoss
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I missed whoever was saying only pedos like shaved vag. I think shaved does make it look like a child's nono area, but I wouldn't go so far as to call people who like it pedos. I prefer a bush, that's it. No judgement on what other people like as long as it's another adult.
Aldarion
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I eat anything but Uni. That shits gross. Nobody can really like that awful smell/tase/texture combo. Everything else in the ocean is delicious.
Crabs and lobsters have essentially the same diet fyi, makes no sense to eat one but not the other based on some attempt to avoid scavengers. Know what else is a scavenger? Pigs. Thats right, bacon itself, the crown prince of meats, is made from a scavenger. Check mate.
Crabs and lobsters have essentially the same diet fyi, makes no sense to eat one but not the other based on some attempt to avoid scavengers. Know what else is a scavenger? Pigs. Thats right, bacon itself, the crown prince of meats, is made from a scavenger. Check mate.
trex
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If I eat crab, I'll eat like two legs. It's like having a couple chips instead of a baked potato. The texture of that giant fucking tail. Barf.
I don't eat pork and I don't like bacon. I mean, I'll eat pepperoni or baked potato soup with bacon bits in it, I'll go for a BLT if I'm really feeling it and the bacon is hella crispy. Pulled pork, is fine I guess, but not my jam. But like pork belly, pork chops, pork loin, ribs. Nasty.
Also, all the other farm animal's poop doesn't trickle down into the pig's troft.
I don't eat pork and I don't like bacon. I mean, I'll eat pepperoni or baked potato soup with bacon bits in it, I'll go for a BLT if I'm really feeling it and the bacon is hella crispy. Pulled pork, is fine I guess, but not my jam. But like pork belly, pork chops, pork loin, ribs. Nasty.
Also, all the other farm animal's poop doesn't trickle down into the pig's troft.
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Meh, not entirely true. Maybe in farms where they feed them leftover slop and shit from restaurants, but feral pigs are naturally herbivores
Plants constitute big portions of the feral hog diet. Some of the many plants these wild pigs eat are acorns, forbs, grass, tubers, roots, bulbs and fungi. Acorns are a particular favorite for feral hogs. They also like eating a lot of herbaceous vegetation, including water hyssop (Bacopa monnieri).
My house consumes mass quantities of prk on a yearly basis.
Ill eat anything these days that isnt some weird organ type shit, goats balls or things made out of pig heads and intestines. I used to be super picky when I was younger but all that shit went away in my late teens and early 20s. My older son is kind of like me I can see this by the way he is now changing his eating habits at 15. Before it was only like a few things he would even entertain to go in his mouth, but now he is exploring more and more and liking it along the way. The younger one which is 12 now will eat almost anything and never had problems. He really likes his protein and carbs though, and still shys away from anything colored green, red, orange... You know the colors of veggies.
The wife used to be super picky, but over the years... ahem...With my gourmet cooking skills, I have converted her to a food connoisseur.
moonarchia
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ZyyzYzzy
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@a_skeleton_03 hires a muslim team in london to make a custom addon for the forum and then declares he does not eat bacon.
I'm worried guys. Think he is being radicalized
I'm worried guys. Think he is being radicalized
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Eomer
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You appear to have found one outlier study from some people with an axe to grind. I have no idea what search terms you used to find that study, any impartial combination of terms I tried found broad consensus for the j curve idea. What did you do, google "disprove the j curve" or something?
It was the study referenced in the original CBC article I posted, which I recalled having read last spring.
Aldarion
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WTF, dude, WTF.
I was just messin around with the arugula thing, cause who really cares. But fucking bacon? I have to recommend a thorough psychiatric evaluation right away. Crispy, salty, umami-y bacon? My two year old loved bacon before she could say bacon. All three of the kids will willingly burn their fingers to eat it before its cool, cause its worth it. I'm pretty sure the instinct to eat bacon is right up there with the instinct to inhale when your blood CO2 rises and drink water when thirsty.
Bacon is what lazy cooks use because they don't know how to add flavor to their food.
Anything eaten with bacon in it tastes only like bacon.
Bacon mashed potatoes? Nope, mashed bacon with a potato garnish.
Bacon cheeseburger? Nope, bacon patty with a bun.
It overwhelms any food to the detriment of the meal.
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Aldarion
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Perhaps an analogy will help clear this up.
If you get a blowjob from a supermodel while also getting pedicure from a 60 year old vietnamese grandmother, I suggest that your brain will only register the blowjob.
I'm failing to see the problem. You want to taste more potato?
If you get a blowjob from a supermodel while also getting pedicure from a 60 year old vietnamese grandmother, I suggest that your brain will only register the blowjob.
I'm failing to see the problem. You want to taste more potato?
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Here is a better analogy that will help clear this up.
If you get a handjob from a dude while also getting a pedicure from a mid 30's house wife who hasn't let herself go, I suggest that your brain will be able to register both and decide that you don't actually like the handjob.
I don't love the taste of bacon by itself so toss it in any food and you've ruined it.
TrollfaceDeux
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this is actually a good way to describe bacon....bacon is just a fatty part of pork that gets thrown out because nobody wants it until someone decided to market it into bacon... it is just pork fat wrapped in salt.
in other cultures, you can use pork belly for variety of recipes.
Cad
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Mrs. Gravy
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1. I am 51 but youthful.
2. I enjoy/will try anything from the ocean save medical waste and oil spill detritus
3. Greens are best with pork bacon
(turkey or beef or veggie bacon are not bacon)
4. I keep thinking of rapid fire questions now: " Boxers or briefs?! Spit or swallow?! Bald or bush?!"
All of you entertain the hell out of me.
2. I enjoy/will try anything from the ocean save medical waste and oil spill detritus
3. Greens are best with pork bacon
(turkey or beef or veggie bacon are not bacon)
4. I keep thinking of rapid fire questions now: " Boxers or briefs?! Spit or swallow?! Bald or bush?!"
All of you entertain the hell out of me.
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