Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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One day I will meet zaara and it will be glorious and I won't tell anyone here.
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Noodleface
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Khane
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I want you to watch this whole video.
And then know... at 1:51 into the video... that's how I'm looking at you.
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Koushirou
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My work has been making me pretty fucking miserable lately and there's non-stop ridiculous shit that makes me wonder how the fuck some people manage to breathe on their own without an instruction manual with pictures and small words. When my BF asks about my day, though, usually I just give him a very general "people were fucking idiots" and leave it at that, since most of the stuff I'd bitch about he isn't going to understand. Most of my venting goes towards my co-worker who shares in a lot of the facepalming that I do. My BF works in shitty retail in white trash central, so he's usually got some shit to bitch about when he gets home as well. I don't mind it; it takes maybe 5min out of the night between both of us, if that. Even with all the shit in my day, I can't imagine ever having fucking 45 minutes worth of shit to bitch about. I can't talk anywhere near that long.
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iannis
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Izo
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Since when is doing something nice on a regular basis for the one you love a cuck? I mean, he doesn't finish shit.
I bought my wife a dildo for when I'm away on busines....
I bought my wife a dildo for when I'm away on busines....
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Haast
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Time to figure out how many times you can jack off in a day. Accept the challenge!
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TrollfaceDeux
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Noodleface
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Got a good one from today.
So last night we had game night and my brother in law stayed pretty late. After he left my wife said she'd be up in a minute. I passed the fuck out and this morning she didn't even wake me up so I slept late.
She was in a mood all morning and I finally dragged it out of her. Apparently 2 hours later she crawled into bed and tried to wake me up to put a baby in her. I said something like "what the fuck" and rolled over. At this point in the story I cracked up and this pissed her off more. We're trying for kid #2 so basically fucking daily,except yesterday.
I just laughed because I clearly was not conscious and she got all pissy I turned her down.
So last night we had game night and my brother in law stayed pretty late. After he left my wife said she'd be up in a minute. I passed the fuck out and this morning she didn't even wake me up so I slept late.
She was in a mood all morning and I finally dragged it out of her. Apparently 2 hours later she crawled into bed and tried to wake me up to put a baby in her. I said something like "what the fuck" and rolled over. At this point in the story I cracked up and this pissed her off more. We're trying for kid #2 so basically fucking daily,except yesterday.
I just laughed because I clearly was not conscious and she got all pissy I turned her down.
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Frenzied Wombat
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This sounds too good to be true, but if it works half as well as advertised some of you homies can finally give the wife some peace and quiet at night.
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Izo
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Snoring has several causes. One of them being the tongue falling back into the back of the pharynx. Only jaw thrust or an OPA can alleviate this. Pic is from OSA, see middle pic for the case in point.Another is increased mocusa - rhinitis, UAI. Not sure how this device will be tolerated when you have a fever or irritation in and around the nose, or even work with asynchronous snoring in OSA.
My take is this: fuck bitches and their sensitive ears, assert dominance!
Frenzied Wombat
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Interesting
Another is increased mocusa - rhinitis, UAI. Not sure how this device will be tolerated when you have a fever or irritation in and around the nose, or even work with asynchronous snoring in OSA.
My take is this: fuck bitches and their sensitive ears, assert dominance!
Well, I don't think the cause of your snoring matters as it doesn't treat that. All it does is cancel out the noise by using opposing sound waves. It's not a snoring "treatment", it's a "stop driving your wife crazy with your snoring" device.
What I want to know (having a background in science) is how they can match varying amplitudes and frequencies heard in snoring in real time..