Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Omi43221

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Denaut said:
Thanks for the well wishes and support everyone. That second date sort of turned into a 3rd date the next day and late night meetings tonight, tomorrow, and Sunday evening though one of us is busy every one of those days. We are both a little mystified by how well we've hit it off, the 2nd and 3rd date felt nothing like a 2nd and 3rd date... more like a relationship that has been going on for quite a few months.

I imagine that has something to do with the nature of the dates, I've been cooking for her at my place (or leftovers from the night before) and it sort of feels less like dating and more like being in an exciting relationship. I'm not complaining, it is just a very strange feeling for me considering how soon it has been since the break-up.

But anyway, it seems like my optimism was warranted, and I am thankful for that.
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All right I'll be the guy to ask for everyone, how was the sex?
 
Denaut

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Omi43221 said:
All right I'll be the guy to ask for everyone, how was the sex?
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We haven't had sex yet, but everything up to it after last night (only the 3rd time we'd ever been together). That is actually rather slow for a Norwegian, the week before a drunk girl pretty much clubbed me over the head and asked me to fuck her after a party where we only talked for like two hours and was visibly angry when I declined (she was annoyingly drunk).

But everything up to has been fantastic. She's well groomed, has a fantastic butt, very shapely, fun to touch and kiss, and all that jazz. The first time I went down on her she lasted a grand total of 90 seconds, I gave myself a little pat on the back for that one.

It is a rather stark contrast to my previous relationship where I think, in retrospect, our problems ultimately stemmed from her insecurities about her body and thus bedroom difficulties. For example, before last night I probably haven't eaten pussy in 7 years, not because I didn't want to (I like doing it), but because she didn't want me to. Glad to know my skills haven't dulled in the intervening years at least.

There was a whole lot of TMI in there, but I guess this is what the thread is for, so fuck it.
 
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iannis

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Take off your pants an yer pannies. Shit on the floor.

It's time to get schwifty.

I don't think they've had a bad episode. Except maybe the first two. The rolling burp vomit takes at least an episode or two to accept.
 
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Kirun

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Denaut said:
We haven't had sex yet, but everything up to it after last night (only the 3rd time we'd ever been together). That is actually rather slow for a Norwegian, the week before a drunk girl pretty much clubbed me over the head and asked me to fuck her after a party where we only talked for like two hours and was visibly angry when I declined (she was annoyingly drunk).

But everything up to has been fantastic. She's well groomed, has a fantastic butt, very shapely, fun to touch and kiss, and all that jazz. The first time I went down on her she lasted a grand total of 90 seconds, I gave myself a little pat on the back for that one.

It is a rather stark contrast to my previous relationship where I think, in retrospect, our problems ultimately stemmed from her insecurities about her body and thus bedroom difficulties. For example, before last night I probably haven't eaten pussy in 7 years, not because I didn't want to (I like doing it), but because she didn't want me to. Glad to know my skills haven't dulled in the intervening years at least.

There was a whole lot of TMI in there, but I guess this is what the thread is for, so fuck it.
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She has been over to YOUR pad three fucking times, as in by herself, and you STILL haven't fucked? She's going to lose interest fast and friendzone the shit out of you if you don't make a move, slowpoke.
 
Noodleface

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Kirun said:
She has been over to YOUR pad three fucking times, as in by herself, and you STILL haven't fucked? She's going to lose interest fast and friendzone the shit out of you if you don't make a move, slowpoke.
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He's seen her naked, seems to be going well
 
iannis

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Stand up triple sounds about right.

First is kissing, second is boobies (which makes you wonder how a girl gets to second base), third is handjobs, and a homerun is full frontal penetration.

So, using the established rules, he's pretty solidly on third base.
 
Mrs. Gravy

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iannis said:
Stand up triple sounds about right.

First is kissing, second is boobies (which makes you wonder how a girl gets to second base), third is handjobs, and a homerun is full frontal penetration.

So, using the established rules, he's pretty solidly on third base.
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I was wondering about the variations...in the park and grand slam home runs as well...and is there a DH rule?
I have been out of the game a long time....
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
I was wondering about the variations...in the park and grand slam home runs as well...and is there a DH rule?
I have been out of the game a long time....
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The DH is when you take someone out for a nice date then take her home and let your more athletic Cuban or Puerto Rican friend fuck her while you sit and watch in the closet.
 
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Denaut

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Kirun said:
She has been over to YOUR pad three fucking times, as in by herself, and you STILL haven't fucked? She's going to lose interest fast and friendzone the shit out of you if you don't make a move, slowpoke.
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She was the one who said not now when I asked, obviously I respected that. But I can assure you that things are speeding fast away from the friend zone in no uncertain terms.

This morning however I got a very good explanation as to why... she is still a virgin. I was pretty surprised by that, but handled perfectly, especially compared to the last guy she told a couple of months ago. She just turned 30 btw.

Anyway, I am leaving for a party right now and then going to her place again after. I'll talk more about what happened when I get a chance.
 
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So you identified your last relationship had a major issue because of problems in the bedroom what makes you think some girl who is a virgin at 30 will be better?
 
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