Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks

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This entire thing seems unbelievable. She wasn't interested in a relationship until just one day woke up saying "Oh man! I want a relationship now!" Then she gets naked with a dude, make that 3 dudes, and all have early onset ED? Either this chick's pussy smells like a trash pile or you're being fed something completely unfathomable. Then you enter the scene and less than a week later she's throwing her V card at you? Come on ...
 
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Tenks said:
This entire thing seems unbelievable. She wasn't interested in a relationship until just one day woke up saying "Oh man! I want a relationship now!" Then she gets naked with a dude, make that 3 dudes, and all have early onset ED? Either this chick's pussy smells like a trash pile or you're being fed something completely unfathomable. Then you enter the scene and less than a week later she's throwing her V card at you? Come on ...
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Nah, dude. A woman goes through puberty and makes it all the way to 30 without ever really having any interest in sex or relationships...
 
iannis

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should ask her how many dicks she's sucked, imho.

Not trying to shit on your parade or anything. Don't matter, got laid...

but throwing the whole virgin thing out there? Nah man. If she was a 28 year old virgin who wanted to not be a virgin anymore... she wouldn't tell you she's a virgin. Especially when she's been through 3 dudes who can't bring themselves to fuck a virgin.

I mean this ain't rocket science. I don't tell girls I raped and killed a woman in 1992. Some things just get in the way of a good fuck session.

To be clear, I do believe that she told you that.
 
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Big Phoenix

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That bitch is crazy. Either she is lying her ass off about being a virgin playing some serious fuck fuck games with you or she really is a virgin and thats a sign she is batshit crazy.
 
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Soygen

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I know a girl who took many dicks in her ass and still claimed to be a virgin to her now-husband. It's the no-pussy-penetration rule, I guess.
 
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BrotherWu

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Not to pile in bro but the odds against a hot woman making it to 30 without taking a dick are astronomical. Either way you're probably sticking your dick in crazy so wrap it up.
 
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iannis said:
should ask her how many dicks she's sucked, imho.

Not trying to shit on your parade or anything. Don't matter, got laid...

but throwing the whole virgin thing out there? Nah man. If she was a 28 year old virgin who wanted to not be a virgin anymore... she wouldn't tell you she's a virgin. Especially when she's been through 3 dudes who can't bring themselves to fuck a virgin.

I mean this ain't rocket science. I don't tell girls I raped and killed a woman in 1992. Some things just get in the way of a good fuck session.

To be clear, I do believe that she told you that.
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I'm so glad I asked now.


 
Denaut

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Just to be clear, same guy 3 times, not 3 different guys.

Anyway, it was probably a mistake to post that story, it is pretty out there. I didn't start posting about what was going on in my life expecting this twist, and I just sort of shared it because it was relevant to the line of discussion we were having.

I also am about as confident as one can be that she isn't crazy, just shy, but very sincere. She comes pre-vetted, I wouldn't expect to be hooked up with a crazy person by someone I trust. Nor am I the stereotypical basement dwelling dork, I've always been good with people and I've have had several solid relationships devoid of crazy. I'm am a good judge of character in general, the people in my life are solid and utterly free of the crazy person drama I often hear about. The only exception being the recent break-up which is actually going about as smoothly and drama free as one can reasonably expect it to.

Anyway, I expect things to go pretty normally from this point out, I can't imagine another surprise of this size. Probably shouldn't tempt fate by saying that.
 
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Big Phoenix

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I know a girl who took many dicks in her ass and still claimed to be a virgin to her now-husband. It's the no-pussy-penetration rule, I guess.
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That girl is lying too. No way in hell you are willing to take a dick in the ass on a consistent basis and not at least try out hole #1 a few times.

Spoke with the girlfriend about the hawaii trip ealier in the week. Did not turn into a fight or anything close, just her saying sorry and she wishes it was better. Was kind of like being ready for ww3 and the enemy instantly surrenders.
 
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Haast

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Denaut said:
She comes pre-vetted, I wouldn't expect to be hooked up with a crazy person by someone I trust.
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You say this, but the most selfish, craptastic woman I dated was introduced to me by a mutual friend that I trusted with people judgments. I didn't hold what a crazy bitch she was against him, but I definitely wanted nothing to do with dating his friend circle after. Even though I slowly found out the rest the friend circle hated her and my friend just tried to see the good in people.

The only girl I legit believe was a good looking 30+ yr old virgin was a co-worker/friend who had strong religious convictions & a minister father (she skewed goody two shoes rather than rebellious nutjob). She married a nice religious guy of similar conviction and they seem happy. I'd be extremely skeptical, unless your girl gives porn BJs (37 DICKS?!?) or went the "lol virgin because buttsex" path.

EVEN IF what she told you is true, it's kind of a negative. I expect some level of sexual competence in a partner in their 30s, not having to train someone like it's their HS/early college first time.
 
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Khane

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It's possible she was just a fat slob and that's why she wasn't "interested" in dating. Maybe she lost weight recently and the first guy she dated had chump dick. She got any stretch marks?

Doesn't really matter though, dating a virgin at that age would be... undesirable.
 
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iannis

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I honestly cringed a little.

I mean I hope things go well for you Den... but.. either she's lying or she's telling the truth. Either way buckle up for the drama.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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It is unusual (at least according to every statistical study I could locate) but it still does happen. That being stated, my three sisters and I were raised in what G liked to refer to as the convent. There were pretty strict expectations in our household; shenanigans were definitely limited because opportunity was limited and a healthy respect for our mother ruled our wee heads and all of us lost it by age 21 so...I do think caution may be in order.
 
Noodleface

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My wife didn't have a ton of experience and while i wouldn't say she was a prude, she was definitely not chasing dicks.. But even she lost her virginity long before she met me.

If it works out, and I hope it does, then I am legitimately happy for you.

Also dude come on. You know we thrive on stories like this.
 
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Hoss

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simplest explanation is that his phone autocorrected 13 to 30.

But for real bro, you better tell her about the last GF and tell her to get some books or start watching some porn or something. She's got some catching up to do.
 
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