Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface said:
The fuck man if my wife said she'd want to fuck I'd instantly shut down the game

@ZyyzYzzy would know what happened now
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Same. Getting my wife to initiate sex, let alone in a seductive and provocative way, is quite rare. And it's mind bottling too. Women have so many tools at their disposal to initiate sex compared to men.
 
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/t tiggles I got the hookup for Mrs. G's pic. Send nuds of GF first.
 
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a_skeleton_02 said:
EQ or WoW?
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EQ2. I wish I could remember what we were raiding. It might have been shard of hate (which I loved) or it might have been a progression night. Don't matter, it all worked out. Actually, I might have unintentionally redpilled her. I think she thought I was on another date and it made her want me more.
 
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EQ2. I wish I could remember what we were raiding. It might have been shard of hate (which I loved) or it might have been a progression night. Don't matter, it all worked out. Actually, I might have unintentionally redpilled her. I think she thought I was on another date and it made her want me more.
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ugh EQ2

I probably would of taken any reason to bail on raiding in that stinker.
 
Haast

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ZyyzYzzy said:
I got my guilds first Ton Po's as a rogue because I hated our 2 monks. God I got such a boner
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Oh man, a decade+ removed from EQ & that still mega-rustles my jimmies.

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Aldarion

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Getting a fake tree for Christmas is like eating a turkey sub from Subway for Thanksgiving. Or like the whole idea of fake bacon, anytime. Why bother? Just do something else instead of a bad imitation.

Then again my tree costs about $10 and I buy it from the Christmas tree farm thats literally next door. So my perspective may be a little warped :)
 
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Khane

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Nothing like having a fire hazard in the middle of your living room that sheds spiny foot manglers all over.
 
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