Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Mrs.G can I suggest Hot Wax next time? It's very similar to the water if you like the sensation of things dripping down your body but with out the cold water shock.
It's also very "kink friendly" so you won't shock your partner and it's very enjoyable.
Please just don't buy normal candles as they have a high burn temp and can cause painful burns and if thats not what you are looking it can ruin the night.
I buy these "art" candles as various stores that drip different color wax and melt at a low temp and he can make fun designs on you.
Give it a shot!
Edit: Oh get a painters tarp or do it on a table because wax+linens is a huge mess and it gets all over the place and you can't even wash it.
It's also very "kink friendly" so you won't shock your partner and it's very enjoyable.
Please just don't buy normal candles as they have a high burn temp and can cause painful burns and if thats not what you are looking it can ruin the night.
I buy these "art" candles as various stores that drip different color wax and melt at a low temp and he can make fun designs on you.
Give it a shot!
Edit: Oh get a painters tarp or do it on a table because wax+linens is a huge mess and it gets all over the place and you can't even wash it.
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chaos
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So any of you married dudes ever get a handjob anymore? It happens periodically here. Just a spontaneous thing - all the kids are in bed before us for a change, we're watching something stupid on TV, and a little handy J happens on the couch. I find it quite fun. Of course, typically I'm ready to go again in about 10 minutes and we go upstairs, but it's a fun way to get going. My wife seems to like having the power of the handjob over me.
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Omi43221
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Or we need to find out what kind of drugs you are on. Why the F didnt you guys find out what drugs J49 was on. How did that just slip by.
Mrs. Gravy
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I'm on no drugs, I just have a quick recovery period. Always have. A quicky handy followed by a quality shag is a good night's work.
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Got one last week. It's not normal, but my wife said something about wanting to make me cum in my shorts, and I was likes, well get your hand in there and do it. She has given me a HJ a few other times. Once while giving me an erotic massage, and a couple times in the shower. This one was different because of the messing up the underwear thing. Next step will probably be to do it in public and make me sit through dinner or a movie like that.
We don't do the shower HJs anymore because she got soap in the peehole and it burned for a while. Also, she really likes blowing me in the shower.
We don't do the shower HJs anymore because she got soap in the peehole and it burned for a while. Also, she really likes blowing me in the shower.
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The shower is perfect for all kinds of jobs. Oral, handy, anal, you name it.
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I'm 42 and in very good shape. I work out daily, am slim/trim, and eat healthy always.
I also have a full, luxuriant head of hair. I'm the envy of many 40 year olds.
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Holy shit me too. Are we twins?
Here's how I think about it. Chicks have lotsa pussies and I wanna fuck them all. Front pussy, back pussy, mouth pussy, chest pussy, head pussy (if the hair is long enough), and hand pussy. Sure, I have my favorites, but this is about batting for the cycle.
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