Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Omi43221

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lurkingdirk said:
I'm 42 and in very good shape. I work out daily, am slim/trim, and eat healthy always.

I also have a full, luxuriant head of hair. I'm the envy of many 40 year olds.
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So not that unusual then.

I am always perplexed by some peoples vitrolic response to men who enjoy handy's.

It is not quite as bad as the response women get when they suggest a penis is to big.
 
Deathwing

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Omi43221 said:
I am always perplexed by some peoples vitrolic response to men who enjoy handy's.
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If both of you are in the mood for a handjob, than you're both probably also in the mood for a blowjob or just straight up fucking. Both feel much better than a hand. And this is coming from a guy that likes cheese.
 
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Omi43221

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All right I'll out myself as a fan. The possibility to kiss, or have her kiss my neck, and even just the ability for her to talk to me while she is doing it makes it something very worthwhile. For me personally it can be an incredible intimate act.

I also want to add that 90% of the porn videos I see of a HJ are horrible bad.
 
Hoss

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BrotherWu said:
Is this when you grab them by their hair and fuck them in the ear?
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I was trying to describe wrapping her hair around your pecker, but you just added another hole to my list.
 
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Noodleface

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Deathwing said:
If both of you are in the mood for a handjob, than you're both probably also in the mood for a blowjob or just straight up fucking. Both feel much better than a hand. And this is coming from a guy that likes cheese.
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I dunno man having my wife jerk me off feels different and very good to me.

Usually I reserve them for when she's on her period
 
Khane

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"Whoa whoa whoa... handjob? Are you on your period? Do you have a reservation for this handjob?"
 
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Zaara

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Omi43221 said:
It is not quite as bad as the response women get when they suggest a penis is to big.
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lurkingdirk

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Deathwing said:
If both of you are in the mood for a handjob, than you're both probably also in the mood for a blowjob or just straight up fucking. Both feel much better than a hand. And this is coming from a guy that likes cheese.
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Sometimes I just want a handjob. Frankly I find it more difficult to finish from a blowjob than a handjob. I'm glad you think both feel better than the hand, in my opinion, you're wrong. Isn't it great that we all have different preferences?
 
Khane

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Heh well I didn't really mean it to be insulting, just being cheeky. Not trying to start a flame war here!
 
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