Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Zaara

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Noodleface said:
We need Zaara Zaara thoughts on handys and also would she give one to a customer
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For five hundred dollars, yes. A delicious toasted italian delivered to your house, along with nurse-glove handjob. BYOL.

I'm ambivalent about start-to-finish handjobs. Always struck me as a thing you did in high school. Never actually been asked to give one. Mean, using your hand is great but generally speaking I'd like to think it's more pleasant if other things are happening at the same time involving a mouth and/or tits.
 
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Hoss

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It's some kind of different strokes for different folks thing. (pun intended). It's kind of hot to cum all over your woman (like pulling out), and with a handy, you always do.
 
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Zaara said:
For five hundred dollars, yes. A delicious toasted italian delivered to your house, along with nurse-glove handjob. BYOL.

I'm ambivalent about start-to-finish handjobs. Always struck me as a thing you did in high school. Never actually been asked to give one. Mean, using your hand is great but generally speaking I'd like to think it's more pleasant if other things are happening at the same time involving a mouth and/or tits.
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I don't know your pricing structure. Is $500 more or less than oral?
 
Zaara

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Hoss said:
I don't know your pricing structure. Is $500 more or less than oral?
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I'm trying to think of what the proper shame/capital price would be for blowing strange dick, and I can't really come up with a reasonable figure. Hand's one thing, complete stranger tossing down some throat yogurt is another. Must be the Catholic upbringing.
 
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Hoss

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You sound like a good catholic girl. What if i tell you my real name first? I mean hypothetically.

For real though, what do you do? I'm not sure why he asked you for a price.
 
trex

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Since I've had both girlfriends and boyfriends, it's only fair to mention how much easier and ...softer(?) licking a woman is. It's fun and sweet and sensual. Sucking a d goes one of two ways: it's tiny and easy to suck and you don't really want it in your mouth/near your face OR it's big and beautiful and you want to clean it out in 60 seconds-- but you can't chew right for a few days and google TMJ when you wake up after a night of sleeping on a sore neck.
 
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Hoss said:
The grown up section is no place for personal attacks.

and you didn't appear to get it.
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Says the person that didn't get it. I was saying that I don't feel text is worthy of the label "soft core porn". You "attacked" me and tried to explain how wrong I was. I responded with an example of exactly what I was talking about which is the universal definition of that label. I referenced the fact that your brain seems to need so much oxygen to stay running that your nose might not be enough. Or maybe you are unaware of the proper orifice just like you are unaware that "soft core porn" can in fact, and usually is, images and videos.

Good day.
 
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Zaara said:
I'm trying to think of what the proper shame/capital price would be for blowing strange dick, and I can't really come up with a reasonable figure. Hand's one thing, complete stranger tossing down some throat yogurt is another. Must be the Catholic upbringing.
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Well lucky for you I think I'm the only person in this area and i do n't cheat on my wife. One day though I will buy a sandwich
 
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yo bros... I am sort of sure that I have odd attention from this girl.

I had three or four last year but I deemed them to be too risky, since one had two kids (hot indian girl), another was like 30 who would touch me whenever she had a chance.... and third one was too young and too immature..probably 7/10. I saved myself from shitty relationships, thank god. Anyway, will update. This one looks promising.
 
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Deathwing said:
What does a pile of dead cockroaches smell like?
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It's not cockroaches but lots of beetles from the basement at work. It doesn't smell good.

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Soygen

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The only handjobs I really enjoy are the ones I give myself.
 
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