Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Haast

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Noodleface said:
For her it's like some giant fucking mystery. What do you want for dinner? No fuck you ,you do know. Oh you wanted more sex? I couldn't tell between not cleaning and sitting in sweats in your recliner all day.
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The tension rises...
 
Alex

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I have been with some girls who just roll over and go to bed post-vaginal fill-up. I've never said anything, but in the back of my mind I'm thinking about my cum leaking all over my sheets. If it's her sheets I give no fucks. Guess she just like cum sheets.
 
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Pemulis

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My goal is to be asleep before she returns from "the drain" so I don't have to pretend to want to cuddle
 
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Omi43221

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Adebisi said:
Was playing Overwatch and Mrs Adebisi comes upstairs and says "How about you close your video game and fuck me?"

For a half a half a quarter a half a second I debated saying "right after this game" but instantly corrected myself before those words came close to gong out my mouth.

Alt-f4'd out of the game near instantly.

These are the choices we make
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I'm curious about this, every woman I have every been with has done this to me as well in one form or another. I don't think I have ever done this to a woman though, it seems like one of those generalized differences between men and women.
 
Adebisi

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Why u aborting all those
Omi43221 said:
I'm curious about this, every woman I have every been with has done this to me as well in one form or another. I don't think I have ever done this to a woman though, it seems like one of those generalized differences between men and women.
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Zaara

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a_skeleton_03 said:
I always tell her yes and to start getting ready and I will be right there. It takes at least 30 minutes to floss, brush her teeth, floss again, wash her face, inspect for stray eyebrow hairs, exfoliate, wash face again, lotion face, check for stray nose hairs, look for gray hairs at temple, fix any hangnails, lotion legs, take off rings, put in Invisalign, and then mouthwash one last time. Followed by plugging in all of her devices to charge, check status of alarm for waking up, putting kids phones out on the bannister, placing bedtime underwear next to the toilet, picking out something to wear for the activity, and then ensuring the clothes she wore are in the color coded bins.
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At least her breath is minty fresh!

Re: spontaneity. The boy didn't initiate as much as I wanted, we talked about it, and he told me to ask for it more often if that's what I was getting at...p much Larry David style. Asking, though? Kinda took the piss* right out of it for both of us. Wasn't all the time but definitely started to feel guilty about asking because it was basically a very non-sexy way to try and get sexy time. Started getting a much better reaction when I stopped asking and started doing.
 
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Koushirou

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Yeah, neither of us ever really ask. It'll generally be me grabbing his arm and dragging him to the bedroom or him grabbing my hand and putting it on his dick. Usually gets the point across.
 
Soygen

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My move is to just walk into the room she's in with no clothes on and a raging hard on.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Soygen said:
My move is to just walk into the room she's in with no clothes on and a raging hard on.
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I got a very funny (at least to me) image of this happening as a woman was hanging up clothes and using you for a closet pole.
I may need a nap....or medication.
 
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Namon

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Adebisi said:
Why u aborting all those


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Me and my wife have had that exact conversation on multiple occasions... complete with the ending. She has a lower libido and I have an extremely high one, well no shit the one who wants it more sporadically needs to initiate when they feel the urge, unless they want to be pawed 24 hours a day.
 
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