Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Cad said:
So, I've always found it interesting that women will perceive the problem as a "lack of intimacy" or that she wanted to spend more time with you... despite you trying to do exactly that and you wanting to be close to her and she always pushes you away.

But when questioned they'll say they perceived it that way and then reacted to your coldness. And you'll be completely flabbergasted since it's contrary to the facts you observed.

Have been there, have done that... got the t-shirt.
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It's because it's all about perception and not everyone naturally perceives things to be intimate or loving even when they know in their head it is. You can rant about 'feelings over logic' all you want, but this is the one area (love) where it should be that way. Guys do the same thing. Sometimes you have to express your love in ways that seem crazy to you for them to get it. I bet his ex had a laundry list of things she was doing that she felt he should have picked up on. In other words, they weren't right for each other, but I'm sure they'll both find someone who is.


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Mine is almost 8 months. Pregnant tits are the best.
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My wife rocks G cups, AKA DDDD. Humblebrag mode off. I got a lap dance from a pregnant stripper earlier this week. Pregnant tits are not good. It's been a long long time since I've seen a set of tits and wished the girl would put them away. The nips were saucer sized, but they were all wrinkled and shriveled. The boobs were narrow and long so her nips basically looked like warheads on the tips of missiles.
 
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It's because it's all about perception and not everyone naturally perceives things to be intimate or loving even when they know in their head it is. You can rant about 'feelings over logic' all you want, but this is the one area (love) where it should be that way. Guys do the same thing. Sometimes you have to express your love in ways that seem crazy to you for them to get it. I bet his ex had a laundry list of things she was doing that she felt he should have picked up on. In other words, they weren't right for each other, but I'm sure they'll both find someone who is.
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No disagreement but this is where communication comes in. She shouldn't just wish he would do X and when he doesn't do it he's inconsiderate. She should TELL HIM. Then when he doesn't do it, he's inconsiderate.

The man probably expressed 50 times a day that he desired intimacy, physical or otherwise, they probably had talks about it where he said "ya know, I'd like to have more sex." and "we should spend time together doing Y." Then she doesn't do it, because he's not reading her fucking mind and doing whatever she wanted and is therefore inconsiderate. And he deserves for her to pull away, because he's inconsiderate. So, in reality, he's the cause of it all in the first place.

What?
 
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I feel in my relationship I say what's on my mind probably 95% of the time. If I have a problem I address it. The 5% is reserved for the stuff that would either wreck her or just isn't worth saying.

For her it's like some giant fucking mystery. What do you want for dinner? No fuck you ,you do know. Oh you wanted more sex? I couldn't tell between not cleaning and sitting in sweats in your recliner all day.
 
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Cad said:
No disagreement but this is where communication comes in. She shouldn't just wish he would do X and when he doesn't do it he's inconsiderate. She should TELL HIM. Then when he doesn't do it, he's inconsiderate.

The man probably expressed 50 times a day that he desired intimacy, physical or otherwise, they probably had talks about it where he said "ya know, I'd like to have more sex." and "we should spend time together doing Y." Then she doesn't do it, because he's not reading her fucking mind and doing whatever she wanted and is therefore inconsiderate. And he deserves for her to pull away, because he's inconsiderate. So, in reality, he's the cause of it all in the first place.

What?
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You're pretty spot on. Sometime in the 2nd year I asked if she liked when we were physically affectionate (holding hands, cuddling, etc.) and she said she did. So I told her that I wanted her to initiate it more, because it was starting to make me feel like I was forcing it on her, and that the relationship was one sided. For a few months it was great and she did it, but she stopped after a while and things went back to how they were. This is why I was surprised when she brought it up the other day, because I was not only doing as much as I could, but I had verbally communicated it to her before.

Same with spending time together, like you mentioned.
 
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I feel in my relationship I say what's on my mind probably 95% of the time. If I have a problem I address it. The 5% is reserved for the stuff that would either wreck her or just isn't worth saying.

For her it's like some giant fucking mystery. What do you want for dinner? No fuck you ,you do know. Oh you wanted more sex? I couldn't tell between not cleaning and sitting in sweats in your recliner all day.
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Yup, but when the shit hits the fan, it's not "i'm sorry for not clearly expressing my desires thus making them impossible for you to fulfill. I'll do better on that because it's obvious you've been trying to please me this whole time and I've made that difficult." It's... you caused this by not reading my mind and doing what I wanted. All of this is your fault. You apologize. And I'm like? Fuck off.
 
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Is G cups morbidly obese territory ?
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Just for you, I did a little research. Interestingly enough, boob size is not used to calculate BMI. It's not even part of the equation. So I used her height and weight and she's overweight, not even obese. I'm not sure where morbidly obese starts, but it must be higher than obese, right?

Also, it turns out fat girls don't necessarily have large cup sizes (I guess that's why they don't use it to measure BMI). The cup size is the difference between the diameter around your nips and the diameter around your chest just under your boobs. If you're a girl packing on weight, that second measurement is going to go up; usually faster than the first measurement.
 
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Was playing Overwatch and Mrs Adebisi comes upstairs and says "How about you close your video game and fuck me?"

For a half a half a quarter a half a second I debated saying "right after this game" but instantly corrected myself before those words came close to gong out my mouth.

Alt-f4'd out of the game near instantly.

These are the choices we make
 
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Adebisi said:
Was playing Overwatch and Mrs Adebisi comes upstairs and says "How about you close your video game and fuck me?"

For a half a half a quarter a half a second I debated saying "right after this game" but instantly corrected myself before those words came close to gong out my mouth.

Alt-f4'd out of the game near instantly.

These are the choices we make
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You chose wisely.
 
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If I call her a sexy shiny bling'd out golden cup then I will have chosen poorly

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Adebisi said:
Was playing Overwatch and Mrs Adebisi comes upstairs and says "How about you close your video game and fuck me?"

For a half a half a quarter a half a second I debated saying "right after this game" but instantly corrected myself before those words came close to gong out my mouth.

Alt-f4'd out of the game near instantly.

These are the choices we make
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Mccheese should mate with females such as this.
 
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Adebisi said:
ARE YOU CALLING MY WIFE AN OLD BORING LOOKING CARPENTER'S CUP?
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Adebisi said:
Was playing Overwatch and Mrs Adebisi comes upstairs and says "How about you close your video game and fuck me?"

For a half a half a quarter a half a second I debated saying "right after this game" but instantly corrected myself before those words came close to gong out my mouth.

Alt-f4'd out of the game near instantly.

These are the choices we make
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this happened to me about 3 days ago. I finished the game.
 
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this happened to me about 3 days ago. I finished the game.
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I always tell her yes and to start getting ready and I will be right there. It takes at least 30 minutes to floss, brush her teeth, floss again, wash her face, inspect for stray eyebrow hairs, exfoliate, wash face again, lotion face, check for stray nose hairs, look for gray hairs at temple, fix any hangnails, lotion legs, take off rings, put in Invisalign, and then mouthwash one last time. Followed by plugging in all of her devices to charge, check status of alarm for waking up, putting kids phones out on the bannister, placing bedtime underwear next to the toilet, picking out something to wear for the activity, and then ensuring the clothes she wore are in the color coded bins.
 
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