Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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It's all about your diet. IIRC, floating shit indicates either more fat or more protein in your diet than your body wants to absorb.
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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It's all about your diet. IIRC, floating shit indicates either more fat or more protein in your diet than your body wants to absorb.
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Mrs. Gravy
, I met my gf through the "dating" app called Bumble. It's basically Tinder, but unless you contact the guy, you won't hear from them. OkCupid isn't that bad either, especially if you just want to meet some guys to go out and have fun with. You may or may not find a long term partner through online dating, but you will definitely find guys to date, or to just get your brains banged out.Also, not sure what level of kink you like, but Fetlife isn't a bad option, either.
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Alex
Still a Music Elitist
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Yeah Bumble is solid. It forces the girls to be the ones to initiate communication so you can be much lazier as a dude. It's so easy to just swipe right blindly until you've hit your limit and then have the conversations come to you. So what it's like being a women in the dating world basically.
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OneofOne
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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+1 for OkCupid. How I met my gal, and I know a half dozen successful couples off of that site, it's crazy. But as was suggested, be 100% honest. After so many useless dates, I actually changed my profile to basically be "These are all the things I love, all the things you'll hate about me, and I don't care, deal" and that's when I found my gal. Actually, ended up getting more responses AFTER that, but yeah. Just be real.
Mrs. Gravy
Quite Saucy
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As I know of no other way to be, that should not be too hard.
Now all I need is courage. I think I may have to open the liquor cabinet for that...of course if I do that, I will just be a happy drunk, dance naked and say fuck it. OK, need a new courage plan...
Now all I need is courage. I think I may have to open the liquor cabinet for that...of course if I do that, I will just be a happy drunk, dance naked and say fuck it. OK, need a new courage plan...
TrollfaceDeux
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Destiny's Paw
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Tarrant
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Yup, I was going to break up with her but I never got around to it.
I'm actually about to go pick her up and take her to see a performance of Rocky Horror Picture show with some work friends. This will be the first time she has met anyone from my social circle and i'm dreading it.
I did get her purple flowers for Valentine's day because obviously purple is her favorite color.
Now i'm in that V-Day window where I can't even break up with her. I'm generally conflicted and becoming apathetic.
Also, not sure what level of kink you like, but Fetlife isn't a bad option, either.
Love Fetlife.
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Phazael
Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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You now have a moral dilemma in deciding if you want to alert them to their poop floating being a problem or keeping your voyeurism secret.
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Proposed today.
She said yes.
I'll be joining you all some time in 2018.
She said yes.
I'll be joining you all some time in 2018.
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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chaos
Buzzfeed Editor
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Destiny's Paw
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Pew Research Center did a study on divorce and the cause of it.
Their findings:
Absolutely Marriage!
Their findings:
Absolutely Marriage!
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