Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Try it. You just turn your head to one side and it doesn't block any air.

I think the idea was you use it to smother someone who is incapacitated/unconscious in a hospital bed. They won't be turning or resisting at all and if you choke them out the normal way you'll leave marks.
 
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Zaara

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Some guys have a hard time knowing the difference between a woman hitting on someone and a woman being nice.
 
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Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Some guys have a hard time knowing the difference between a woman hitting on someone and a woman being nice.
Whenever I'm confused, I just pull my dick out and that usually clears up any confusion pretty quickly. I'm sitting at around a 99.9998% "being nice" so far.
 
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Hoss

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I was going to bitch about something my wife did yesterday. But this morning she sucked my dick and I can't remember what the hell it was.
 
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Pemulis

Not Woke
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Holy shit on the trollface derail. In reality, he went to Don Pablo's and the waitress asked "what can I get you?"
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
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"What can I get you and also is your anime waifu pillow also getting a meal?"
 
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iannis

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That's okay. The reflex to pull your dick out to any situation is inherent to most. It's an evolutionary hold-over. Just ask Lumi.
It's either that or fart loudly.

If she giggles she's totally into you.

Soy s right though, the upside is way higher with pull your dick out.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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Holy shit on the trollface derail. In reality, he went to Don Pablo's and the waitress asked "what can I get you?"
in reality, i don't go to don pablo's and instead ask for take out.

because tipping is for nice guys.

i like my 10% thank you.