Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Mrs. Gravy
Quite Saucy
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Went on a trip last weekend. When i came back the toilet seat was up. This is at least the third time I've noticed that with varying length trips. Wife claims she doesn't know anything about how the seat is getting raised when I'm not here.
Wat do? Is it more likely sancho is visiting when I'm away or that a homeless dude is living in my attic and uses our bathroom?
Wat do? Is it more likely sancho is visiting when I'm away or that a homeless dude is living in my attic and uses our bathroom?
Destiny's Paw
Golden Squire
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Sounds fishy, but now she will be extra careful.
1. Fake a trip and watch the house.
2. Set up a hidden camera that is live streamed to the internet with notifications when activated at every door.
3. Toilet seat activated camera that sends the picture instantly to your email.
4. Hire a PI
1. Fake a trip and watch the house.
2. Set up a hidden camera that is live streamed to the internet with notifications when activated at every door.
3. Toilet seat activated camera that sends the picture instantly to your email.
4. Hire a PI
Zaara
I'm With HER ♀
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You're like a woman trying to prod someone into asking how their day went. Just fucking post.
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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I'm imagining one of those old prank guns that has a flag pop out that says 'bang'.
Cutlery
Kill All the White People
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Hatorade
A nice asshole.
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Most people are suspicious of others for a reason, you might not find what you expect if you go looking though.
So i'm sick as a dog today, had to take a day off from work and a realized how much a miss someone who is a natural caretaker. I need more domestics in my life.
Adebisi
Clump of Cells
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Have kids and you'll wish for your quiet sick days all by yourself where you can sweat, vomit, shit, and sleep in peace.
DAD, I'M HUNGRY! SHE'S HITTING ME! I CAN'T FIND MY BIKE HELMET! I WANT TO WATCH FINDING NEMO!
I have a cat who insists on laying on me while i'm in bed and grooming me. She's basically the woman of the house because I tolerate her more than most women i bring over.
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Haast
Lord Nagafen Raider
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LulzSect
Well-Known Memer
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It's been a while since I felt something for a woman. (In a non-degenerate setting) I'm terrified is all and don't know what to do. I feel dumb talking about it.
chaos
Buzzfeed Editor
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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Of all the people on the board if you asked me which one fucked cats I'd say tiggles
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Omi43221
Trakanon Raider
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Blazin
Creative Title
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I'm sure you are all clamoring to know, I had posted back in I think November about my wife having cyst problems on her ovaries. We have done MRI, ultrasounds etc and at the end of the day OBGYN recommended against hysterectomy and instead my wife is back on the pill, and now for the good news, it seems to have worked. The pain is gone and we had sex three times yesterday which was awesome. The real cherry on top was I had an orgasm which for those who know my struggles will appreciate how great this is.
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