Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Aldarion

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Araysar said:
Guys, I'm in my mid 30s and never been married.,

Should I even bother at this point? Or just keep banging girls 10 years younger than me? I probably would like to have a kid at some point, I am the last male heir of my family after all but I'm not hellbent on it and I don't want to rush into it.

Serious question.
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My honest opinion is: marry and have kids asap. Having and raising kids is the best thing in life bar none.

Women are fucking nuts, the marriage likely wont last, but until we have axlotl tanks, marry. The kids are worth it.
 
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Araysar

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Aldarion said:
My honest opinion is: marry and have kids asap. Having and raising kids is the best thing in life bar none.

Women are fucking nuts, the marriage likely wont last, but until we have axlotl tanks, marry. The kids are worth it.
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hodj

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Get married to someone in mid twenties if you're gonna knock em up.

Less chance of having downies.

Imo better to have kids early than late. Who wants to be shitting in diapers when their kids are graduating college for real
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Sooooooooo - thoughts on mistresses? Typically this is a no go - but I am seriously tempted to become one. What the fuck am I thinking. (I'm thinking I REALLY like a particular man with both my head and my heart....and he makes my panties wet when I just hug him - and he has a physiological response too).

Someone talk me off this ledge please...my empathy for the wife (who has been nothing but a cranky unhappy person towards me and honestly most people she even talks to) is waning. HELP MRS. GRAVY MAKE WISE DECISIONS!
 
Mrs. Gravy

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Right ..even the thought of this is completely out of character for me.
FFS...what would Gravy think?
 
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Araysar

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Mrs. Gravy said:
Sooooooooo - thoughts on mistresses? Typically this is a no go - but I am seriously tempted to become one. What the fuck am I thinking. (I'm thinking I REALLY like a particular man with both my head and my heart....and he makes my panties wet when I just hug him - and he has a physiological response too).

Someone talk me off this ledge please...my empathy for the wife (who has been nothing but a cranky unhappy person towards me and honestly most people she even talks to) is waning. HELP MRS. GRAVY MAKE WISE DECISIONS!
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hmmm, i think you should do it.
 
Heallun

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Mrs. Gravy said:
Sooooooooo - thoughts on mistresses? Typically this is a no go - but I am seriously tempted to become one. What the fuck am I thinking. (I'm thinking I REALLY like a particular man with both my head and my heart....and he makes my panties wet when I just hug him - and he has a physiological response too).

Someone talk me off this ledge please...my empathy for the wife (who has been nothing but a cranky unhappy person towards me and honestly most people she even talks to) is waning. HELP MRS. GRAVY MAKE WISE DECISIONS!
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Any children in the mix of this?
 
Big Phoenix

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Mrs. Gravy said:
Sooooooooo - thoughts on mistresses? Typically this is a no go - but I am seriously tempted to become one. What the fuck am I thinking. (I'm thinking I REALLY like a particular man with both my head and my heart....and he makes my panties wet when I just hug him - and he has a physiological response too).

Someone talk me off this ledge please...my empathy for the wife (who has been nothing but a cranky unhappy person towards me and honestly most people she even talks to) is waning. HELP MRS. GRAVY MAKE WISE DECISIONS!
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Wantonsoup95

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So I went to Friday night magic at the local shop, wife insisted on driving me there, nothing uncommon we usually give each other rides places.

I text her on the final round to say in almost done, hour goes by no response, store closes and i go through the list of contacts for a ride, find one after about 20 minutes. About an hour after trying to contact her I get a call from her, i don't answer cause I'm raging at this point. Sent a text that she fell asleep.

Do I just let this go, or use it as an excuse to go out with the friend who picked me up and get fucked up and get home whenever?
 
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Mrs. Gravy Mrs. Gravy

I feel for you. There is no happy ending to your predicament. Nothing anyone posts here will sway what your heart decides. I wish you the best, for real girl. Good luck!
 
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Wantonsoup95 said:
So I went to Friday night magic at the local shop, wife insisted on driving me there, nothing uncommon we usually give each other rides places.

I text her on the final round to say in almost done, hour goes by no response, store closes and i go through the list of contacts for a ride, find one after about 20 minutes. About an hour after trying to contact her I get a call from her, i don't answer cause I'm raging at this point. Sent a text that she fell asleep.

Do I just let this go, or use it as an excuse to go out with the friend who picked me up and get fucked up and get home whenever?
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does friday magic mean magic the gathering???
 
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Araysar

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Wantonsoup95 said:
So I went to Friday night magic at the local shop, wife insisted on driving me there, nothing uncommon we usually give each other rides places.

I text her on the final round to say in almost done, hour goes by no response, store closes and i go through the list of contacts for a ride, find one after about 20 minutes. About an hour after trying to contact her I get a call from her, i don't answer cause I'm raging at this point. Sent a text that she fell asleep.

Do I just let this go, or use it as an excuse to go out with the friend who picked me up and get fucked up and get home whenever?
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you should let it go but go for beers anyways
 
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