Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Zaara

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WHAT?!?!? I'd say the opposite.

Go find him, do your duty, and report back on the various effects of the tin foil hat.

I was told a few years back that this particular gentleman fell off the grid entirely. He wasn't of the soundest mind, after doing three tours of Iraq. He -did- float the suggestion that I move out free-and-clear to his literal shack in the woods in backwoods [state] that was him, his coon cats, and a whole lot of guns and knives. You'll understand why I didn't take him up on it, nevermind the day-to-day inconvenience that would be handling a dick that looked like a daisy ham.
 

iannis

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I was told a few years back that this particular gentleman fell off the grid entirely. He wasn't of the soundest mind, after doing three tours of Iraq. He -did- float the suggestion that I move out free-and-clear to his literal shack in the woods in backwoods [state] that was him, his coon cats, and a whole lot of guns and knives. You'll understand why I didn't take him up on it, nevermind the day-to-day inconvenience that would be handling a dick that looked like a daisy ham.

Hey, at least the radiator is the one warm spot in the house to be chained to!

The glass isn't always half empty!
 
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lurkingdirk

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I was told a few years back that this particular gentleman fell off the grid entirely. He wasn't of the soundest mind, after doing three tours of Iraq. He -did- float the suggestion that I move out free-and-clear to his literal shack in the woods in backwoods [state] that was him, his coon cats, and a whole lot of guns and knives. You'll understand why I didn't take him up on it, nevermind the day-to-day inconvenience that would be handling a dick that looked like a daisy ham.

Well now the tinfoil hat makes perfect sense. Probably had a larger one for his other head.
 

Soygen

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Alex

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I messed around with a boss once. We work in completely different groups now and I thought we played it cool. But tonight a coworker friend straight up asked, "so, you two hooked up right?" Guess we didn't play it so cool.

This was well over a year ago so I guess he's been itching to ask for some time.
 

chaos

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Only unsolicited dick I got in my life was emailed to me. Don't know if there was some photoshop magic going on but it was fucking gargantuan and for reasons to this day I cannot fathom, he made a little tinfoil hat for it.

Man did I dodge a bullet with that guy
The male version of this statement about a women ends the same, but the content would be much different.
 

Noodleface

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Day 7 of cleaning out the office and I cannot believe how much shit my wife has stashed in here. I knew it was bad.... But I'm talking her saving shit like 3 old DVD players, random VHS tapes, 170000 pens and pencils, boxes upon boxes upon boxes of fucking cross-stitch supplies. Donating or throwing away everything.
 

Cad

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Day 7 of cleaning out the office and I cannot believe how much shit my wife has stashed in here. I knew it was bad.... But I'm talking her saving shit like 3 old DVD players, random VHS tapes, 170000 pens and pencils, boxes upon boxes upon boxes of fucking cross-stitch supplies. Donating or throwing away everything.

I have the opposite problem, my wife will go through and toss everything and "organize" so that I can't find anything without ransacking the place, which results in another round of "organizing"
 

Jx3

Riddle me this...
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Nothing pisses me off faster than not being able to find something. Like full on Hulk smash mode. Big reason I keep 99% of my stuff in the garage since I know it won't be messed with.
 
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Hoss

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I was told a few years back that this particular gentleman fell off the grid entirely. He wasn't of the soundest mind, after doing three tours of Iraq. He -did- float the suggestion that I move out free-and-clear to his literal shack in the woods in backwoods [state] that was him, his coon cats, and a whole lot of guns and knives. You'll understand why I didn't take him up on it, nevermind the day-to-day inconvenience that would be handling a dick that looked like a daisy ham.

No, I don't understand. If you had his contact info, I'd consider going gay to get in on that.

WTF is a daisy ham?

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lindz

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Only unsolicited dick I got in my life was emailed to me. Don't know if there was some photoshop magic going on but it was fucking gargantuan and for reasons to this day I cannot fathom, he made a little tinfoil hat for it.

Man did I dodge a bullet with that guy

lol wut? Was that ever explained? I've gotten a few before (not with tinfoil hats) and it's always like... uh thanks? Not my thing sadly.