Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Gavinrad_sl said:
I don't think there's any doubt at all that she was cheating on him while they were still married.
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To us, which essentially matters none as he doesn't usually listen to us. It's important that he realizes this. It would make me feel mighty pissed off if after buying my wife all this stuff and setting her up in an apartment I then found out she cheated on me.
 
Phazael

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Pretty much everyone was saying it. Complete cutoff generally means she is getting her hole plugged by someone else. The fact that she is currently shacking up with a married cop is just so white trash clich? that I feel even worse for Onoes. Dude needs to cut all unnecessary contact with the ex. She is trying to manipulate him into doing something stupid so that she can rationalize to herself doing something really shitty, which we all saw coming from a mile away.
 
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Phazael_sl said:
Pretty much everyone was saying it. Complete cutoff generally means she is getting her hole plugged by someone else. The fact that she is currently shacking up with a married cop is just so white trash clich? that I feel even worse for Onoes. Dude needs to cut all unnecessary contact with the ex. She is trying to manipulate him into doing something stupid so that she can rationalize to herself doing something really shitty, which we all saw coming from a mile away.
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Kind of hard to cut off contact when kids are involved.
 
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So your ex broke it off with you to start fucking married dudes? Classy. I assume this is to justify in her mind that it was ok to fuck other dudes while you two were married. But hey, I'm no psychologist.

RE: fucking the ex. I'm pretty sure you could, and since the divorce is already final there probably isn't a direct legal consequence. I would be completely on board, except you have kids. So that means you have to play nice with her for years afterwards. Probably not a good idea. So let us know how it goes when you fuck her.
 
lindz

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She probably hooked up with a married guy because she was subconsciously looking for a person she that has proven to be reliable, stable and can take care of her. Obviously retarded giving he's cheating on his wife with her, but it is a pretty common way of thinking.

I don't think it necessarily points to her having cheated while her and Onoes were still married (other things do though), more that she was feeling needy and vulnerable and looked for that type of person. Still a shitty shitty thing to do regardless. Poor wife of the cop. And poor Onoes for having to listen to his very recently ex-wife's sexcapades. Ugh, I couldn't do that.
 
Khane

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It's a pretty big deal Noodle. How can you trust a woman who doesn't enjoy giving head? She's practically a lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Also, on an unrelated note, how can you trust a woman who doesn't like facial hair? If your woman doesn't like facial hair I suggest moving on my bros. Troubled waters lie ahead.
 
Deathwing

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Khane_sl said:
It's a pretty big deal Noodle. How can you trust a woman who doesn't enjoy giving head? She's practically a lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Also, on an unrelated note, how can you trust a woman who doesn't like facial hair? If your woman doesn't like facial hair I suggest moving on my bros. Troubled waters lie ahead.
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At least cheese can't say no.

More seriously, I don't see dick sucking as anywhere close to a deal breaker. I don't look at a vagina and say "I want to bathe that with my tongue!". The lower genitalia are generally more functional than they are form, so I can understand a woman not enjoying dick sucking. I'll still give cunninglingus easily, but only because my wife likes it, not because it turns me on.


As for the facial hair, shit's prickly yo.
 
Khane

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Deathwing_sl said:
At least cheese can't say no.

More seriously, I don't see dick sucking as anywhere close to a deal breaker. I don't look at a vagina and say "I want to bathe that with my tongue!". The lower genitalia are generally more functional than they are form, so I can understand a woman not enjoying dick sucking. I'll still give cunninglingus easily, but only because my wife likes it, not because it turns me on.


As for the facial hair, shit's prickly yo.
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Gotta condition that facial hair. Head and Shoulders two in one baby. I've been told by many women that my beard is soft and nice. Even first time beard kissers.

About the head thing, it's more of a problem with the inner workings of their mind for me. You don't like giving head? You're probably a priss and a prude. Shit in bed. Of course there are exceptions, and after a while the flames die down, but for that first year or so, you should be engaging oral sex on the regular or I'm just gonna think you aren't long term material. And if it stops completely? Shit I'm out. I also really enjoy going down on a woman though, so maybe I'm just a weirdo.
 
Deathwing

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Khane_sl said:
Gotta condition that facial hair. Head and Shoulders two in one baby. I've been told by many women that my beard is soft and nice. Even first time beard kissers.

About the head thing, it's more of a problem with the inner workings of their mind for me. You don't like giving head? You're probably a priss and a prude. Shit in bed. Of course there are exceptions, and after a while the flames die down, but for that first year or so, you should be engaging oral sex on the regular or I'm just gonna think you aren't long term material. And if it stops completely? Shit I'm out. I also really enjoy going down on a woman though, so maybe I'm just a weirdo.
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Well, I wouldn't really know. I was blessed with the genetics for half assed facial hair. So while I only need to shave every 2 days, I don't have enough hair for any type of serious beard/goatee/whatever. Anything that does grow in, like over the weekend, just annoys my wife.

I guess you could draw some pretty strong correlation between no blowjobs -> boring in bed. There's probably japanese rope torture freak out there that won't suck a dick. Can you tell I voted for cheese? Really, my only requirement for fucking is that you're vocal with what you want, whatever that may be. Even if that includes not doing <insert favorite fetish here>.
 
Crone

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Recently read that heavy scruff is a turn on for women. Along with wearing red, big muscles, and sweat. lol!
 
lindz

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Crone_sl said:
Recently read that heavy scruff is a turn on for women. Along with wearing red, big muscles, and sweat. lol!
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Scruff is for sure. It's that look that says you've been in bed with me all night. Very primal.

Full on beards though, no so much. For me at least.

No idea what you mean by big red muscled though.
 
Crone

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lindz_sl said:
Scruff is for sure. It's that look that says you've been in bed with me all night. Very primal.

Full on beards though, no so much. For me at least.

No idea what you mean by big red muscled though.
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Separate things. Wearing red.. like a red shirt, apparently is a turn on. And big muscles of course are to most. Oh, and I forgot, good posture is another one mentioned in the same article.
 
Khane

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So you're telling me straight women like masculine, attractive men? See I think that depends largely on age group. I think younger women these days (24 and under) prefer effeminate, stick figure men that weigh less then they do and wear skinny jeans.
 
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