Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Onoes

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Haha, it's funny to me that you guys are more upset about any of this than I am. I suppose so is about everyone I know, but I really can't be bothered to be upset. It's like finding out your friend had been stealing money from you for years... after you won the lottery. WHO CARES. Thats how I feel. I mean, I do think I'm a nice person, and I will fully agree that I'm a pushover, but yeah, the way I look at is - I had a bunch of nice years with her, I've never met anyone I got along with better (well, anyone female), and it started getting shitty at the end. We ended it before it got bad, so it was mainly just a little sad. A few short months later, I'm 25 pounds down, making tons of changes to my house for the better, randomly having great sex with a crazy girl, and just fucking thrilled most of the time. She's struggling and having a hard time, which a small part of me is smug about, because it makes me further think "Yeah, she had it made, I'm a fucking catch, and she blew it."

So yeah, she might have been fucking around on me on the end, which sucks, but *meh*, I would have fucked around on her too if I had the chance at the end, so I can't really fault her. And yeah, I gave her a few thousand dollars when we split to set her up, but I kept the house. I could probably sell it today for a 30k profit or something, so small price to pay? The blowjob thing is annoying, but again, its so hard to even care at this point.

/shrug
 
Noodleface

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Deathwing_sl said:
At least cheese can't say no.

More seriously, I don't see dick sucking as anywhere close to a deal breaker. I don't look at a vagina and say "I want to bathe that with my tongue!". The lower genitalia are generally more functional than they are form, so I can understand a woman not enjoying dick sucking. I'll still give cunninglingus easily, but only because my wife likes it, not because it turns me on.


As for the facial hair, shit's prickly yo.
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It's not a dealbreaker. Finding out that after years of not receiving head your wife then goes out and sucks some dudes dick EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY ON HIS LUNCH BREAK is absolutely un-fucking-forgivable.

My wife don't like putting the dong rocket in her mouth, but she still does it quite a bit because I like it - and I reciprocate even though it's not my favorite activity. If she didn't want to, then I'm find with that. But believe me, if I divorced her and found out she was slobbering over pig dick every day I would find a gun.
 
Phazael

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Except you caught her texting some other dude that we all know she was most likely railing on the side well before you were on the way to divorcing her. You need to sever all contact that does not directly involve the well being of your kids. Her engaging you emotionally and still lying about her activities means she is in full on manipulation mode. Women are really dangerous and able to rationalize all sorts of crazy shit to themselves when they are in that mode. Do NOT get sucked in or you risk nuking what has (til now) been a very smooth exit. Really, looking at all that she has done to this point, there is no reason to trust anything from her, so why risk exposure at this point? And yeah, I agree with Noodles. Her not blowing you and it being her go to move on her first booty call is pretty damning and speaks more about her state of mind (and likely fidelity while you were together) than the actual withholding of the dick sucking does.

You say you don't care, so walk the fuck away and minimize the odds of her going psycho and using the kids against you.
 
Deathwing

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Noodle, you like sucking your wife's dick?


I assumed that's what you meant. It's not the act itself, but the double standards and duplicity. I was going off Khane's tangent because I find his peculiarities regarding women interesting. And I don't mean that in a negative way, Khane.
 
Khane

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Of course she's gonna blow a new guy. She's gotta break the ice somehow.
 
Khane

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Deathwing_sl said:
Noodle, you like sucking your wife's dick?


I assumed that's what you meant. It's not the act itself, but the double standards and duplicity. I was going off Khane's tangent because I find his peculiarities regarding women interesting. And I don't mean that in a negative way, Khane.
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Oh I would never take it as an insult. Most of what I say is just howl at the moon chest pounding for the sake of the humor. I like to say ridiculous things to get a reaction out of people. It's great for conversation. And I really do love going down on women. It turns me up to 11.

Though the beard thing is legitimate. But that's only because I have such a posh, regal beard (well until I got a little to close to the sun trimming it last week and had a mishap, now I've got to wait for it to grow back). Doesn't make sense for a man with a beard to be interested in women who don't appreciate my facial testosterone.
 
Lejina

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Onoes has absolutely nothing to gain from going back and try to connect the dots or whatever the fuck.

Dude is looking forward, having a great time and he his in good terms with the mother of his children. He gains nothing from trying to know more, regardless if would be good or bad news, all it could potentially do is to spoil what he has going on. If there's a time in ones life that it is wise to put blinders on, that is it.
 
Haast

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lindz_sl said:
I don't think it necessarily points to her having cheated while her and Onoes were still married (other things do though), more that she was feeling needy and vulnerable and looked for that type of person.
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Interesting take. Male vs Female look at the situation, I guess.

Onoes_sl said:
Haha, it's funny to me that you guys are more upset about any of this than I am. I suppose so is about everyone I know, but I really can't be bothered to be upset. It's like finding out your friend had been stealing money from you for years... after you won the lottery. WHO CARES. Thats how I feel. I mean, I do think I'm a nice person, and I will fully agree that I'm a pushover, but yeah, the way I look at is - I had a bunch of nice years with her, I've never met anyone I got along with better (well, anyone female), and it started getting shitty at the end. We ended it before it got bad, so it was mainly just a little sad. A few short months later, I'm 25 pounds down, making tons of changes to my house for the better, randomly having great sex with a crazy girl, and just fucking thrilled most of the time. She's struggling and having a hard time, which a small part of me is smug about, because it makes me further think "Yeah, she had it made, I'm a fucking catch, and she blew it."
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Well, if you are alright with it then I don't think I can muster total outrage on your behalf. Her duplicitous cuntitude at the end & right after would really piss me off, you are a better man than I.
 
Slaythe

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Onoes, if it makes you feel any better at all, given her lack of dick sucking during your marriage, that cop asshole is probably receiving really shitty head.
 
Fifey

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Khane_sl said:
So you're telling me straight women like masculine, attractive men? See I think that depends largely on age group. I think younger women these days (24 and under) prefer effeminate, stick figure men that weigh less then they do and wear skinny jeans.
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Depends on the kind of girls you go after, if you want the blond cheerleader girl, she's all about swoll bros and turned off by beards but if you want the hipster Indie punk girls, they usually go after people like me with my beard and girl jeans.
 
Phazael

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My wife digs the beard and sucks a mean dick, but honestly with my tiny schlong its not a major challenge. She just hates the prickly stage because it gives her rug burn when I go carpet munching.
 
Big Phoenix

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Facial hair fails, especially when youre at that havent shaved in 2-3 days stage and youre with a girl with long hair. Her hair brushes up against your face and gets stuck in all the extra long stubble. Though it is awesome for scratching itches on your arms/hands.

And no blowjobs is no bueno.
 
iannis

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Onoes_sl said:
Haha, it's funny to me that you guys are more upset about any of this than I am. I suppose so is about everyone I know, but I really can't be bothered to be upset. It's like finding out your friend had been stealing money from you for years... after you won the lottery. WHO CARES. Thats how I feel. I mean, I do think I'm a nice person, and I will fully agree that I'm a pushover, but yeah, the way I look at is - I had a bunch of nice years with her, I've never met anyone I got along with better (well, anyone female), and it started getting shitty at the end. We ended it before it got bad, so it was mainly just a little sad. A few short months later, I'm 25 pounds down, making tons of changes to my house for the better, randomly having great sex with a crazy girl, and just fucking thrilled most of the time. She's struggling and having a hard time, which a small part of me is smug about, because it makes me further think "Yeah, she had it made, I'm a fucking catch, and she blew it."

So yeah, she might have been fucking around on me on the end, which sucks, but *meh*, I would have fucked around on her too if I had the chance at the end, so I can't really fault her. And yeah, I gave her a few thousand dollars when we split to set her up, but I kept the house. I could probably sell it today for a 30k profit or something, so small price to pay? The blowjob thing is annoying, but again, its so hard to even care at this point.

/shrug
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Hey man, if some other guy getting his dick sucked was the cost of a divorce as EASY as yours was...

Well, dude. She should go suck some more dicks or something. I mean good God, you might get super powers out of the deal.
 
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