Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen

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Trollface is just planning out his next banning. Don't mind him.
 
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Big_w_powah

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I thought he was asking if your son is available

He's already on the radar obviously

you know, I'm not one for parents stepping in and going "you can't date so-and-so" unless there's a truly valid concern, aka not just not liking the guy without knowing him well, but fuck if Imma let my son date Trollface.
 
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Noodleface

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An update: office is 90% cleared out (loottts of donations), kitchen table is cleaned off, toddler cage reduced from 36 square feet to something like 10.

Things are happening.

Child is 10th percentile weight and if it drops this week they're inducing...

Things may be progressing fast.

Also doctor banned me from sex again. Never met the lady but starting to feel she has something against me.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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I thought he was asking if your son is available

He's already on the radar obviously
my gaydar is always right.

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Omi43221

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That I'm a bum for sleeping there sometimes, that my parents need to cut their grass (its cut weekly) so they stop looking like the white trash of the neighborhood, that my son is a disgrace to humanity for being gay, etc.

He actually said your son was a disgrace for being gay?
 

lurkingdirk

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An update: office is 90% cleared out (loottts of donations), kitchen table is cleaned off, toddler cage reduced from 36 square feet to something like 10.

Things are happening.

Child is 10th percentile weight and if it drops this week they're inducing...

Things may be progressing fast.

Also doctor banned me from sex again. Never met the lady but starting to feel she has something against me.

Well, holy shit! That's great!

Except the sex part. Get a fleshlight.
 

Soygen

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Better than jerkin it, though.
I'd rather jerk myself off than get a handjob. Blowjobs are usually better than jerking off, though(I've had some really terrible ones that force this to be a "usually" situation).
 

Hatorade

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So the wife rarely wears a dress or anything I can easily lift up, mainly due to the fact when she does I lift it up to look at her ass. For over a decade now I always have the same reason, because you always have sexy/interesting stuff on underneath.

Sunday it was granny panties...

It is such a little thing but made me profoundly sad for a good minute.
 
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Noodleface

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So the wife rarely wears a dress or anything I can easily lift up, mainly due to the fact when she does I lift it up to look at her ass. For over a decade now I always have the same reason, because you always have sexy/interesting stuff on underneath.

Sunday it was granny panties...

It is such a little thing but made me profoundly sad for a good minute.

Damn man that's just giving up