Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Deathwing

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So the wife rarely wears a dress or anything I can easily lift up, mainly due to the fact when she does I lift it up to look at her ass. For over a decade now I always have the same reason, because you always have sexy/interesting stuff on underneath.

Sunday it was granny panties...

It is such a little thing but made me profoundly sad for a good minute.
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Divining the exact amount of gropingattention a woman wants at any given time is something I still haven't come close to mastering.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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What makes one terrible? I mean I have never received a complaint...plus it really is one of my favorite things to do. That being written, I desire greatly for it to be done exceptionally well.
 
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Soygen said:
I'd rather jerk myself off than get a handjob. Blowjobs are usually better than jerking off, though(I've had some really terrible ones that force this to be a "usually" situation).
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Man, I guess I'm just a weirdo, because I love a good handjob every now and then.
 
iannis

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Your wife might just be really good at it.

Most women aren't, and I can't blame them. How could they be.

I doubt many men are as good as they think that they are at fingerbanging a girl.
 
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Omi43221

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Soygen said:
I'd rather jerk myself off than get a handjob. Blowjobs are usually better than jerking off, though(I've had some really terrible ones that force this to be a "usually" situation).
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You have been deprived....or maybe I'm just unusual.
 
Soygen

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Deprived is not what I would consider my sex life. I'm just really good at jerking myself off.
 
Soygen

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Universal ambidextrous. Now a handjob with a rimjob at the same time. I'll take that over jerking off.
 
Mrs. Gravy

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I am going to hate having to leave this thread for my management meeting...I hope I don't have to explain why I am smiling as we discuss performance incentives. ( that is actually on the agenda...)
 
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moonarchia

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Mrs. Gravy said:
I am going to hate having to leave this thread for my management meeting...I hope I don't have to explain why I am smiling as we discuss performance incentives. ( that is actually on the agenda...)
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Raise your hand and make them high five you?
 
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Hoss

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Soygen said:
Universal ambidextrous. Now a handjob with a rimjob at the same time. I'll take that over jerking off.
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You mean a Rusty Trombone, or are they different? That's on my need/want list.

Mrs G, to avoid giving bad hand / blow jobs, the most important thing is to not get into a rut. Dudes tend to like having things changed up. Soft, hard, bites, frenulum, shaft, balls .. it's all OK as long as it's not always the same. We would get a fleshlight if we wanted the same experience every time.

Women tend to not like changeups. Just stick with what works. My wife won't even let me finger her but with my left hand when I eat her because the first time I did it lefty, it 'felt weird'. Didn't matter that I immediately identified the problem was the angle of my body (and thus my hand).

It's a constant struggle to overcome that difference.
 
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