Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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LulzSect

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so this is really bugging me

i've been randomly dreaming about a former flame

not even sure why she's on the subconscious brain as it's been months

the oddest thing is the dreams haven't been sexual in nature

dumb
 
iannis

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Eh, shit like that happens.

I'll still have dreams maybe once or twice a year about girls I dated in high school. They've come to represent something.

Usually an insecurity. But it's not so concrete as that.
 
Soygen

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Just jerk off right when you wake up. If you come, it was meant to be.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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LulzSect said:
so this is really bugging me

i've been randomly dreaming about a former flame

not even sure why she's on the subconscious brain as it's been months

the oddest thing is the dreams haven't been sexual in nature

dumb
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Maybe she turned you gay.
 
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LulzSect

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Noodleface

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I had a dream last night that my Asian partner on my senior design project came onto me and it was this big thing where I started staying at her dorm and fucking and telling my wife I was late working on my project

I'd never cheat on my wife but I woke up feeling sad because I thought it really happened. Fuckin NyQuil man
 
Soygen

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You felt sad that you cheated or sad that you didn't actually get laid?
 
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Noodleface

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Sad that I cheated. She was pretty hot but I spent so much time with her that I learned enough disgusting habits that I didn't worship her or anything.
 
LulzSect

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I've been on an petite Asian streak lately. Gotta go back to muhh white womens though. Tired of tiny bitches. Need some PAWG booty in my life again. Shiet
 
lurkingdirk

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Noodleface said:
I had a dream last night that my Asian partner on my senior design project came onto me and it was this big thing where I started staying at her dorm and fucking and telling my wife I was late working on my project

I'd never cheat on my wife but I woke up feeling sad because I thought it really happened. Fuckin NyQuil man
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Was she shaved or hairy in your dream?
 
Mrs. Gravy

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Nyquil never gives me sex dreams. Benadryl and bourbon does though.

Guess I know what I'm having for dinner.
 
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Oblio

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Noodleface said:
My wife is pornstar level hand and blowjob, I'll take either any day
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Jealous bro, my wife has an exceptionally small mouth. (This is probably the worst thing I have ever said about my wife, I have a great life & wife even with the lack of blow jobs.)
 
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