Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Deathwing

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He wasn't willing to tongue punch your fart box so that he could get some hide and seek action in your poop chute?

Divorce was the right choice.
 
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Khane

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Does this guy have any redeeming qualities? The more you share the more I wonder why you married him in the first place.
 

Koushirou

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Does this guy have any redeeming qualities? The more you share the more I wonder why you married him in the first place.
Sure he does, but they probably won't come across as well on the forums as the negative stuff does. He's kind, caring, makes me laugh, had similar interests, etc. But going through all this and looking back, it more and more looks like I took what should have just been a friendship and made it something more because I was desperate and lonely, even if I didn't realize it at the time. Part of why I feel so shitty and responsible for this whole mess and guilty for basically wasting 10 years of his time.
 

Cutlery

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You didn't waste 10 years of his time. Trust me - he wasn't doing anything with it anyway
 
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Hoss

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What she's saying is she wasn't in the mood and he didn't care and went in dry.

And what you're saying is you're bad at sex too.

Hang on, lemme get my big chief tablet and #2 pencil so I can take notes.

- According to cutlery 'I am bad at sex because I am good at foreplay. '

Got it. Thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to put this note where it belongs.