Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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iannis

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One of many. A fixation on... it goes beyond sanitation. It's become a compulsion for sterilization... it doesn't help. But it's a really hard argument to make that sometimes a kid just needs to go out there and play with some cat shit. Toughen the little dude up. Puts hair on his chest. Nobody wants their kids to get sick. Except maybe Jenny McCarthy.

Children grow better in dirt. They're more like potatoes than you might think.
 
Noodleface

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I blame it on this new-age hipster bullshit parenting.

I have a feeling Etoille's kid is going to be allergic to humans, she sounds like a hipster parent
 
Soygen

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Iannis_sl said:
Children grow better in dirt. They're more like potatoes than you might think.
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Falstaff

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BrutulTM_sl said:
Since we're talking about pussy bacteria, I thought this was interesting.

C-Section Babies May Miss Out On The Benefits Of The Vaginal Microbiome - The Daily Beast

Possible explanation for all the pussy ass kids we have these days with allergies to everything.
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Supposedly one of the reasons we were told my wife's milk didn't come in all that good was because the kid was born c-section and not squeezed through the vagina. But I doubt that claim because we know other people who had c-sections and no problem with breast milk.
 
iannis

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If it was her first child sometimes it can be stupidly simple shit like that. Well, it's really not simple at all. I mean it's a little bit pat. But if it was her first child I'd be willing to bet that's the oversimplified version of what actually did go on.
 
Falstaff

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Yeah it was the first. We will see what happens with the second if she births that spawn vaginally.
 
Tuco

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Dude, stop talking to her. You got a golden divorce and youre on the path to fucking it up with these conversations about the latest cock shes been sampling. Shes baiting you in some sick and twisted way. She knows she fucked up and is coming out of left field with this bullshit in a play for some sympathy and pipe dream of getting back together.
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100x this.
 
Kirun

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Dude, stop talking to her. You got a golden divorce and youre on the path to fucking it up with these conversations about the latest cock shes been sampling. Shes baiting you in some sick and twisted way. She knows she fucked up and is coming out of left field with this bullshit in a play for some sympathy and pipe dream of getting back together.
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She's getting all of her alpha sex out of the way, the ones she missed out on by shacking up early with Onoes. Once she has had her fill(judging by her recent conversations with Onoes, it sounds like she may be getting close), she'll likely come crawling back for his beta provisioning, assuming she doesn't find it elsewhere while along her alpha warpath. This is why men need to take Walt's advice and tread lightly when marrying young.
 
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How the fuck could Onoes sit there and have all that smoke blown up his ass about cock size and duration of sex without 1) Getting Angry and more importantly 2) Seeing right the fuck through it.
 
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