Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Rabkorik

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A buddy of mine is going through a rough situation. He is married but they live apart currently (due to him working in a different city while she goes to school). They were both in the military and have been out ~2 years. She was supposed to finish school soon and then move in with him. Well, recently he told me that she hasn't been answering his calls and moved somewhere else (doesn't know where). Today he told me that she withdrew ~25k from their bank account and changed the passwords to their joint accounts.

The only advice I could give him was lawyer up and don't do anything rash. Should I tell him anything else?
 
Phazael

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Cad said:
This is false. You just need to consider your evidence. For example, if you have a physically abusive spouse, install cameras. Let her beat you on camera. Then when you stand up for yourself, all your evidence is documented. As another guy said, this isn't a license to go all MMA on her - just restrain her and protect yourself and let her know thats not ok. And make sure thats on camera too. Then when she calls the cops, guess who is going to jail?
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Cad, you are a smart pragmatic guy. How does that USUALLY pan out? How is a hidden camera going to be portrayed by her bulldyke feminist lawyer in court? All she has to do is paint a picture of either being controlled with the surveillance or imply entrapment (if hidden cameras are even legal in the locality he is in). You know damn well that even with a mountain of evidence, its the dude who is going to jail nine times out of ten. And that's without her even making anything up, which is psycho chick breakup move number one.
 
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Phazael

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Khane said:
I think he meant to say the system is completely fucked. For everyone except the divorce lawyers.
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This. Cad is probably trying to gin up some more business for his industry. Or he has never had to defend himself in the court of public opinion from a psycho woman.
 
Phazael

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Rabkorik said:
A buddy of mine is going through a rough situation. He is married but they live apart currently (due to him working in a different city while she goes to school). They were both in the military and have been out ~2 years. She was supposed to finish school soon and then move in with him. Well, recently he told me that she hasn't been answering his calls and moved somewhere else (doesn't know where). Today he told me that she withdrew ~25k from their bank account and changed the passwords to their joint accounts.

The only advice I could give him was lawyer up and don't do anything rash. Should I tell him anything else?
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He needs to contact the bank asap and freeze the account. Then he needs to lawyer up, pronto. The sooner he tags this as fraudulent, the faster he can get answers and the better case he can make when the inevitable happens and she turns up in some other ex-jarheads studio apartment burning through his money on meth. This assumes the buddy is not a piece of shit. Disappeared while married means one of two things when coupled with the bank draining. And given she is ex-military (anyone even know a remotely stable ex-military woman?), its pretty likely she want to hop on some active marine dick since your buddy was not around to stop it.
 
Adebisi

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Soygen

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I don't even consider a blowjob porn at this point. It's like an overly-friendly handshake.
 
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Soygen

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The handshake was figurative, the blowjob was real. Very real.
 
ToeMissile

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So what's it called when you shake hands while getting a bj? And would you prefer a firm shake or a limp one?
 
Prodigal

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The only advice I could give him was lawyer up and don't do anything rash. Should I tell him anything else?
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The best way to dispose of a body is finding some ravenous pigs....

Seriously, your advice was sound.
 
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