Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Prodigal
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Late response, but yeah my wife had a hard time when our daughter went off to college. Daughter did not help matters by not calling as often as her mother had hoped (i.e. every day, or at least every other day). Wife drove me crazy, so I’d discreetly send the daughter a text asking how she was doing and if she’d talked to her mom recently. First year was tough but it got better.
Son is a senior and I remember thinking how great it would be to have an empty nest. Now I’m thinking I’ll be needing a whole lot of alcohol when that day comes.
For both of us.
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Noodleface
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pharmakos
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I think my record when I was younger was about 12 times in one day...
Even with a partner I used to have a huge sex drive, record with my girlfriend my sophomore year of college was 9 times in one day for me, and she lost count.
Now between cancer and the morphine I take for pain from the cancer, my current girlfriend and I have sex between 1-4 times a month.
She gets kind of insane if we go too long between, so I try to force myself to do it here and there...
Even with a partner I used to have a huge sex drive, record with my girlfriend my sophomore year of college was 9 times in one day for me, and she lost count.
Now between cancer and the morphine I take for pain from the cancer, my current girlfriend and I have sex between 1-4 times a month.
She gets kind of insane if we go too long between, so I try to force myself to do it here and there...
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Soygen
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I dunno. I love my family immensely, but I'm also someone who needs alone time to decompress. As long as I still get to see them, I really don't know if I'll mind them being gone once they are off to college. My fiance on the other hand will almost assuredly be a complete wreck when that day comes.
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Yeah I love my children and enjoy spending time with them but I want them to go off and succeed in life. Fly from the nest and do great things.
On the topic of sex I have not failed to get it up ever. Jerking off only affects me within an hour. Are people saying if they jerk off in the morning they are incapable of having sex that night?
On the topic of sex I have not failed to get it up ever. Jerking off only affects me within an hour. Are people saying if they jerk off in the morning they are incapable of having sex that night?
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The best way I can describe what happens to me is the equipment gets sore/tender after the act and takes nearly 24 hours to feel better. I can do a second round, but it's not really that great for me.
Before you ask, I've talked to a doctor and it's just a very rare/weird thing that happens to some guys. Obviously nothing wrong as I've fathered two kids relatively quickly.. at least, I think they're mine.
Before you ask, I've talked to a doctor and it's just a very rare/weird thing that happens to some guys. Obviously nothing wrong as I've fathered two kids relatively quickly.. at least, I think they're mine.
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It's pretty rare that I jack it, but when I do it doesn't seem to have any impact on my performance in bed. Of course I'm not jacking it an hour before hand.
However, it has happened a few times that my wife gives me a handjob or blowjob to finish, and then wants to go at it a short time later. Haven't ever had trouble getting it back up. Probably don't enjoy the sex as much, but it's still good.
However, it has happened a few times that my wife gives me a handjob or blowjob to finish, and then wants to go at it a short time later. Haven't ever had trouble getting it back up. Probably don't enjoy the sex as much, but it's still good.
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I have never used lube or lotion to jack it but in my old age I am starting to get raw afterwards and might need to start.
Same with sex, she just isn’t as wet as she was younger of course so we recently started using lube every time.
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I honestly can't imagine that, unless you're not circumcised.
When I originally brought this topic up, I did not say performance. I perform just fine, regardless of jerking off earlier in the day. The intensity of the orgasm will be reduced however.
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