Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Chanur

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Noodleface Noodleface tell her you will gladly spend time with her when ever she wants. The only rule is you can't watch TV.

This will either improve your relationship a lot or you will get to game.
 
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Adebisi

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Khane said:
They don't give you a pass on woodworking because its "manly". They give you a pass because they can brag with pictures on their instagram of the table you just made them.
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Are you saying she won't post an Instagram of the Ashkandi that dropped on your Nefarian clear?
 
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Deathwing

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LachiusTZ said:
Rub one out.

If she wants it later, fuck her enough for her to finish, then throw her off and tell her there is too much going on, or some other bullshit.

She will slowly start wondering if she is good enough etc, gotten fat etc.

Then she will either be easier to deal with, or cheat.

I can still get off three times a day at 35. But after one I tell the wife I'm bored and go to sleep
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There's an opportunity cost to rubbing one out even if you are able to perform later. It former diminishes the intensity of the latter, and I'd much rather have a great fuck her ass and choke her out orgasm than a good say hi to my left hand orgasm.
 
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Tarrant

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Chanur said:
Noodleface Noodleface tell her you will gladly spend time with her when ever she wants. The only rule is you can't watch TV.

This will either improve your relationship a lot or you will get to game.
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Delving a bit deeper into this comment, and it's not a bad idea really.

We've all be there. You cant be on your phone or game because that's "not spending time together" but then they will bury their heads in the TV for 5 hours with no hesitation watching TV shows so horrible it makes you forget state capitals.

I've said it before, but this shit makes me thankful I'm with who I am now. Just reading this stuff annoys me for you guys...I can't ever imagine living like that again.
 
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Tarrant

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Even being right handed, I find my left hand ends up being my dick hand for all things dick related. Rubbing one out, pissing...I'm not sure what else there is but I'm sure thats left handed too.
 
Deathwing

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My non-dominant hand is much better at the simple grip and pump motions than accurate control of a mouse.

Grab your dick and double click for PORN PORN PORN.
 
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Khane

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I like using the two finger pronged approach to holding my dick while pissing. Like I'm holding a cigarette.

A really big, thick, gigantic cigarette.
 
Soygen

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Khane said:
I like using the two finger pronged approach to holding my dick while pissing. Like I'm holding a cigarette.

A really big, thick, gigantic cigarette.
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Mr Little Hands over here.
 
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TomServo

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My father was so obsessed with me being right handed despite a natural affinity with my left. Made me learn everything right handed, from sports to chores work around the house. Plus side, i could switch hit in baseball, shoot as well with both hands in basketball, and jack it like a pro two handed.
 
Soygen

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I started jerking off with my left hand when my right hand/wrist started really bothering me in my WoW PVP heyday. Now I almost exclusively use my left hand(which is great since I use my mouse with the right - peak porn searching setup).
 
Soygen

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Don't be ridiculous. He shoves it into an ashtray after he blows his load.
 
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Khane

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The ash serves as a drip sponge. No need to shake for 20 seconds only to drip some onto your pant leg anyway when you put the beast away. Nobody wants that embarrassing after pee "watermark".
 
Prodigal

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LachiusTZ said:
I can still get off three times a day at 35. But after one I tell the wife I'm bored and go to sleep
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I guess I’m clueless - at 48 I’m looking at natural testosterone boosters but I can typically get off 2 - 3 times a day (only really happens on vacation when the wife is horny as hell).

Dunno, maybe I don’t need anything.
 
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