Marriage and the Power of Divorce

You'll never fill the void.

Noodle is pretending it's because he doesn't like the new expansion over in the WoW thread but we all know the truth.

Dude I hate this expansion and I feel like you're one step behind me in that thought

I didnt cave to my wife. Just weird timing.

I'm busting your balls.

I know. The whole timing of everything and some events with the kids last night really put me in a shitty mood

Noodleface said:

I know. The whole timing of everything and some events with the kids last night really put me in a shitty mood

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Zaara said:

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It's nothing dramatic. One of my kids is having extreme night terrors

They don't give you a pass on woodworking because its "manly". They give you a pass because they can brag with pictures on their instagram of the table you just made them.

I started a beard last november, halfway through trimmed it, now it's growing long again. She says it makes me look pretty manly. I think I read that it makes dude with shitty jawlines look manly so that's probably why.

My other manly activities include playing death metal on guitar.

That's it.

Sometimes I hang stuff up in the house.

Let's spice things up with some comic relief.

A little background. I've been with this girl for 10 years, but we're not married, and no kids. Had some rocky times when we were doing long distance, but that was 5 years ago. Shits been good, we get along great, have some similar hobbies, and she doesn't give me too much shit about gaming. Last week we had two great tests to our relationships that I suspect for many would end in doom.

Today's post will be the first incident. I enjoy rubbing one out in the shower from time to time. We have a decent sex life, she's probably the best I've ever been with. However, we only do it once a week on average. She always wants it when I'm already in bed, ready to pass out. I usually want it in the middle of the afternoon, and she's busy doing shit. Not really much of a cause for concern. We ramp it up during vacations and such when there aren't distractions. Back to wanking in the shower. I don't do it much, but sometimes I just feel like it. Saturday morning, I've gone for a run, made breakfast, we've done chores, chilled, and I decide to jump in the shower and have a little fun. I throw my phone in a ziplock, and pull up something I've downloaded. 15 minutes later I'm out of the shower and heading to the bedroom to get dressed. She intercepts me as I come out, and has a funny look on her face...

My phone connected to our Bose bluetooth speaker.

She was out on the porch smoking a butt, and heard funny noises from the kitchen. She comes in and hears the sound of some chick getting railed in the ass and can't figure out what the fuck was going on. She wondered if it was the neighbors, or somehow coming from her computer, or fucking aliens, and then it hit her.

I don't know how most women would react, and I was a little worried when she confronted me about it, and a little embarrassed getting found out that way. After I admit it, she replies:

"If you don't fuck me tonight, I'll be pissed"

Dude, it's hilarious to me that you put your phone in a ziploc and bring it into the shower with you. I haven't had a laugh like that in this thread since the Lendarios "Hold on I'm masturbating" story.

I think the problem with gaming vs. other hobbies is the social aspect. For instance, when I play Fortnite by myself, not a huge deal other than hogging the TV. If I played with a headset and was chatting? Huge deal. I think that's amplified with MMOs.

It's why a hobby like woodworking or something never bothers them.