Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Oblio

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To each their own, we waited and I think I am a better Dad because of it. I was way too selfish in my 20s to be a Dad and I knew it. I am 42 the Wife is 40 and our boys are 9.5 and 8.I will be mid 50s when they are done with college or trade school or whatever they choose.

Also, hoping to adopt a little girl one year younger than my youngest, but the process is long and tedious.
 
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This is ridiculous to admit, and I can't recall if I did before at all in my previous posts. I do get tested regularly, but I've fucked so many girls bareback at this point it's crazy. I've never had any STD, and no pregnancy scares at all. To the point where I wonder sometimes if I'm actually capable of having kids. I will say I'm damn good at pulling out, really good control there, but obviously pregnancies can happen from precum, etc.

There's a word for people who are really good at pulling out: Parents.

You should get tested for sterility.
 

Jackie Treehorn

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There's a word for people who are really good at pulling out: Parents.

You should get tested for sterility.

To be fair I think the majority have been on birth control / IUD / etc. Of all of them I do know several instances that were not, but definitely a minority.
 

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To be fair I think the majority have been on birth control / IUD / etc. Of all of them I do know several instances that were not, but definitely a minority.

Are you sure you're getting legit tests, or are they all from the same rug n tub with Dr. Knew When?
 

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If you do it perfectly it's like 96% effective. It also has some factors like if you already ejaculated but haven't pissed there will be sperm in your urethra. Precum and whether or not yours contains sperm (NOT getting into this argument again) and of course how fertile you both are, if she's ovulating, etc.

Me I just look at my wife's pussy and she's pregnant. Last kid I swore I landed that kid in her gaping maw the first try.
 
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Big Phoenix

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There is no mystery here. The under 30 crowd on Tinder are mostly all girls with Daddy issues trying to reconcile their environmentally conditioned sluttiness with their biological drive to gatekeeper that pussy. That's why they do 180 degree turns where they change their minds on sex/intimacy giving the appearance of being schizo.
This. The amount of attractive women on tinder who present themselves as having qualities other than a nice face or body is basically zero. It's all photos of them holding those dumbass age balloons or a ample ass/titty cleavage shots. The amount of them out right selling sex is shocking as well.

Also my theory on pit bulls and why women get them; they are a surrogate stand in for the abusive piece of shit they usually have around due to their daddy issues
 
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Jackie Treehorn

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This. The amount of attractive women on tinder who present themselves as having qualities other than a nice face or body is basically zero. It's all photos of them holding those dumbass age balloons or a ample ass/titty cleavage shots. The amount of them out right selling sex is shocking as well.

Also my theory on pit bulls and why women get them; they are a surrogate stand in for the abusive piece of shit they usually have around due to their daddy issues

Do you live in a metropolitan area at all?

I wouldn’t say you’re wrong because I know exactly what you’re talking about, but here in the Bay Area at least I feel like there’s a lot of attractive women on Tinder who have interesting things to say / good careers / hobbies, etc, and aren’t all about sex or sexy images at all.

I feel like Tinder is way way worse in smaller areas because I’ve looked at it in smaller areas.
 

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Yeah there are a ton of successful women on Tinder here in the Bay Area. Last girl I met from there was a biologist working in medical research.
 

Big Phoenix

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Do you live in a metropolitan area at all?

I wouldn’t say you’re wrong because I know exactly what you’re talking about, but here in the Bay Area at least I feel like there’s a lot of attractive women on Tinder who have interesting things to say / good careers / hobbies, etc, and aren’t all about sex or sexy images at all.

I feel like Tinder is way way worse in smaller areas because I’ve looked at it in smaller areas.
I'm in Phoenix, so pickings are very far from slim.

It's all some dumb shit like I'm here for the tequila and tacos or I have true wanderlust if youre lucky. Half of them simply list their Instagram or Snapchat in their bio and nothing more.

These women could very well be successful and have good jobs it's just a picture of you sitting on a jet ski in a bikini with the camera focused on your ass does not send that message.
 

Jackie Treehorn

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I'm in Phoenix, so pickings are very far from slim.

It's all some dumb shit like I'm here for the tequila and tacos or I have true wanderlust if youre lucky. Half of them simply list their Instagram or Snapchat in their bio and nothing more.

These women could very well be successful and have good jobs it's just a picture of you sitting on a jet ski in a bikini with the camera focused on your ass does not send that message.

I hear you, I’ve seen plenty of that for sure. Interesting, I’d figure Phoenix was pretty decent too.

It is kinda infuriating when you’re trying to to find something real and seeing that shit.
 

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I recently was on Tinder while in Phoenix, it's all meth addicts and standard AZ desert trash. Me and a friend were both back there for a wedding so most of our downtime was spent trolling Tinder and it's nothing like a major city. Tinder is just a time killer/way to meet people/get laid but in Phoenix everyone was trying to use it like a dating app as well which is weird, I assume cause it's a pain in the ass to get anywhere there and have to drive everywhere.

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Alex

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I imagine the quality of chick you'd find in Phoenix to be similar to the quality you'd find in Orange County. Not a ringing endorsement.
 

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Yeah my friend met his longtime girlfriend through tinder, not sure if it was a bunch of normie dates or if he big dicked her day 1 but I guess people do occasionally use it for that. I kind of wish tinder was around 10-15 years ago.
 

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I recently was on Tinder while in Phoenix, it's all meth addicts and standard AZ desert trash. Me and a friend were both back there for a wedding so most of our downtime was spent trolling Tinder and it's nothing like a major city. Tinder is just a time killer/way to meet people/get laid but in Phoenix everyone was trying to use it like a dating app as well which is weird, I assume cause it's a pain in the ass to get anywhere there and have to drive everywhere.

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Oh theres plenty of beautiful women, its just they are attention whoring or cruising strictly for dick;

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None of those women are looking for an actual relationship and thats basically what every good looking woman's profile looks like. No interesting information about who they are or what they bring to the table, just cliche phrases every other woman has in their profile and pictures showing off their body.

Yeah my friend met his longtime girlfriend through tinder, not sure if it was a bunch of normie dates or if he big dicked her day 1 but I guess people do occasionally use it for that. I kind of wish tinder was around 10-15 years ago.
Im sure it happens, its just like finding a needle in a haystack.

I matched with an average 30 year woman last night. No text in her bio, and all 3 of her pictures where just headshots in a random room of a house. So with nothing interesting to start a conversation with so I said "Hows the start of your week going?". Nice open ended question you can take anywhere thats more than just a "Hi" or "hey" that women bitch non stop about. The response? "Good" followed up by 10 minutes later "And you?".
 

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Half of those are bots and the other half are people traveling through your state.
 
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Oh theres plenty of beautiful women, its just they are attention whoring or cruising strictly for dick;

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None of those women are looking for an actual relationship and thats basically what every good looking woman's profile looks like. No interesting information about who they are or what they bring to the table, just cliche phrases every other woman has in their profile and pictures showing off their body.


Im sure it happens, its just like finding a needle in a haystack.

I matched with an average 30 year woman last night. No text in her bio, and all 3 of her pictures where just headshots in a random room of a house. So with nothing interesting to start a conversation with so I said "Hows the start of your week going?". Nice open ended question you can take anywhere thats more than just a "Hi" or "hey" that women bitch non stop about. The response? "Good" followed up by 10 minutes later "And you?".
to be fair if you're a chick that is the minimum investment.

You'll find the hard minimum on men's too I'm sure. Maybe for the next one make mention of the lack in the profile. Something like, those are cute pics but I'm struggling here. How's your week and what would you rather be doing?

Something like that may have less dead fish eyes for a response. Admit a difficulty, allow her to solve it. Invite her to talk about herself. If it doesn't hit within a few minutes, offer something personal to relieve the pressure against seeming self involved. Something small and honest.

If it still doesn't hit, oh well. You tried.

specifics vary. If the goal is to initiate conversation there are methods. You want to prompt them to talk about themselves, sometimes it has to be a bit more pointed than how's it going. Nothing wrong with that among friends. These are strangers though and you are also a stranger. There is a social pressure to not overshare, especially on the internet.

Don't crank the charm to ten. Give it a good solid four or five though.
 
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Oh theres plenty of beautiful women, its just they are attention whoring or cruising strictly for dick;

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None of those women are looking for an actual relationship and thats basically what every good looking woman's profile looks like. No interesting information about who they are or what they bring to the table, just cliche phrases every other woman has in their profile and pictures showing off their body.


Im sure it happens, its just like finding a needle in a haystack.

I matched with an average 30 year woman last night. No text in her bio, and all 3 of her pictures where just headshots in a random room of a house. So with nothing interesting to start a conversation with so I said "Hows the start of your week going?". Nice open ended question you can take anywhere thats more than just a "Hi" or "hey" that women bitch non stop about. The response? "Good" followed up by 10 minutes later "And you?".
Attractive women put 0 effort into their profiles because they don't have to.
 
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Had sex for 3 hours two nights ago, came 3 times. I feel like my body and dick especially were hit by a Mack truck.

That is all
 
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Jackie Treehorn

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Had sex for 3 hours two nights ago, came 3 times. I feel like my body and dick especially were hit by a Mack truck.

That is all

Dude. I can come once, then fuck for like an hour before I come again, but third time = impossible. Not without a few hours of sleep again.

I have a dinner date with the 23 year old this weekend so I’m looking forward to that.
 
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I had sex once and jerked off like 6 hours later. I'm tapped out. But then the woman took that as some kinda challenge and I had to summon up reserves from some hellish place inside me to satiate her.
 
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